I am following 3 people in this dream for most of it

  The first is a skinny dude who seems to be super smart, the second seems to be a overweight guy who is nice but Ikes to play pranks, and the third is a short girl who is really strong and likes to make fun of people (in a playful not mean way)

  I am in my grandma's house (not my real grandma or a real house that makes sense)

  The house is connected to the rest of the world in a weird way. There’s a gas station that is in the middle of the “living room.”

  It seems that most people don’t realize that the house is there and will ignore anyone inside

  The 3 people I am following seem to be doing nefarious things, as they’re always driving around in a white van and talking about shady stuff like you’d see in a B-tier robber movie, but they’re actually a pranking channel on youtube (not a bad one though)

  These people have secret routes throughout the ‘city’

  The dream starts with me sitting in the van (the van only has two openings, a single large door, similar to an RV door, on both sides of the van near the seating area) as we pull up to the mall, with them talking about ideas

  The first guy, who is the lead and driver, is telling the second guy to hold the camera and tells the girl that, since they aren’t doing any theatrics right now, she can do whatever while we go inside and buy stuff

  The inside is mostly a blur, but I do remember that we bought a bunch of props and some silly stuff like squirt guns and some glass plates

  When we come outside, we see a distressed guy in front of a car that has somehow lost his prized plate, and it is sitting in the car, with a seatbelt on

  One of the windows is open, so the girl dives in and gets the plate out for him, and when she comes out, it turns out that it was actually the van we drove here in (some dream logic right here lol)

  We get in the van (only has 4 seats despite it being a very large van, 1 in the front, and a single ‘bench’ with 3 seats, it sits 3 comfortably and isn’t like a 3 bench in a car)

  I sit on the very left, and the girl sits on the right

  The skinny guy begins to drive away slowly, causing the big guy some alarm, so he runs up to the van and gets in, all while jokingly calling the skinny guy names, and the girl laughs

  The big guy sits in the middle, and we really leave this time

  The parking lot of the mall has a brick wall on the road that leads in and out of the mall, and the skinny guy begins lining up the van to the brick wall and then floors it

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  We pick up speed, and when we reach the wall, we go right through it. I commented on it being similar to 9 and 3/4, and the rest laughed, saying they’ve had their wall long before that existed

  After going through the wall, we end up onthe roof of a subway tunnel, and we even see a train

  The train is moving from right to left in this tunnel, and the rest of the path is in front of the van behind the normal train tunnel

  The skinny guy hasn’t slowed down once during this, and the train is just arriving right as we dive off and reach the area for the path, the train finishes passing by

  Leaving me with my heart in my mouth

  As we keep going, we reach the outside world where we leave the van

  We’re in a deep ditch with lots of dirt, with a ladder and a pipe grate on the far end of where we are

  As the skinny guy and big guy go up the ladder, and the girl is talking about what I’m going to be making for dinner that night, she keeps telling me not to add any chocolate or caramel (I can’t remember which)

  I kept telling her that chocolate/caramel (forgot which lol) doesn’t go in lasagna and that she has nothing to worry about. She calls me a liar. I am very confused

  Me and the girl reach the ladder when she tells me not to climb it, it’s a bit late as my hand is already on the rungs of it (ladder is only like 5 - 6 feet tall and the pipe grate is opposite of the ladder area with a good 10 - 12 feet difference)

  It turns out that the big guy sprayed fake piss in a can, a gag type tool that makes anything it touches reek of cat piss for an hour

  So it’s on my hand now, and now the girl is laughing at me

  She uses the pipe grate to get up and out and I start to do the same (I am fat and unable to do this type of shit irl lol, silly dreams)

  When I am halfway up, I hear a commotion above, with the girl speaking very sweetly and slowly telling somebody to calm down

  I am then met with a gun straight in my face from above, with what appears to be a mentally ill person (They just gave off that vibe, for all I know it could’ve been a dream crackhead) holding it

  The person tells me that I need to drop down and use the ladder, otherwise they’re going to shoot me

  I carefully get down and look at the ladder with remorse and subdued anger

  I climb the ladder, and begin to reek of cat piss. The guy with the gun doesn’t seem to notice or care

  Once I am up the ladder, the guy waves the girl over to me so we’re both in his sights

  He tells us that he tried robbing the gas station, but they wouldn’t let him since he wasn’t old enough, so he was going to rob other people instead

  He is also apparently doing this for something sweet (This dude is robbing people for junk food lmao)

  We’re technically inside and outside in this dream, so we go down a hallway that is in the middle of the street and enter the pantry area, which is near the kitchen

  I begin showing him muffins and stuff like chocolate chips and frosting

  He is eating it while still aiming the gun at me, it is at this point that I realize the girl slipped away

  I am led to the kitchen, since he wants me to make food for him instead of eating stuff that isn’t at peak freshness (or something)

  The meal I already had set up to put in the oven is ‘modified’ by adding some stuff to it because he told me to, I tell him that it would still take over an hour to cook, so he got angry and told me to make something else while it cooked

  I made cookie dough and he started to eat that, when I noticed my ‘grandma’ (never seen this woman in my life, but in the dream she’s my grandma) and the girl

  My grandma approaches all sneaky like and snatches the gun from the dude while also throwing him over her shoulder and catching the cookie dough bowl

  She tries some of the cookie dough and says, “Needs more salt dumbass”

  I am standing there dumbfounded at how she’s focusing on that, and then I ask her, “How’d you do that so simply, weren’t you worried?”

  She aims the gun at me and fires 5 times, loud sounds going off, leaving me to think mini explosions have happened, and I fear for my life

  I stumble

  But nothing happened

  They’re blanks

  This motherfucker had blanks in the gun (Also, the gun is similar to a revolver but it looks a bit squashed and is more oval than it should be, if that makes sense)

  I turn to the guy, and as I start to approach him, I hear my grandma mutter about my stench. I am now blushing to my ears in shame and anger

  The guy runs off to the hallway where my grandma appeared, only for me to see the girl dart after him

  I also begin chasing after them. he tries to escape the ‘house', but the girl gets to his side and slams into him, so he flies into a room

  We then begin beating him up, she’s on his back smashing his head into the ground while I’m on his back slamming and stretching/breaking his legs (Idk man, horrifying sounds were happening right now lol)

  He looks like a tangled-up mess by the time we’re done with him

  The piss stench has worn off by now and we go back to the kitchen, where dinner is apparently done and pulled out

  We sit down to eat, and the girl stiffens up and looks at me in horror

  She screams at me, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT chocolate/caramel IN THIS YOU FUCKING MORON!”

  She then leaps onto the table (from a sitting position, mind you, amazing leg strength and coordination)

  And then kicks me square in the face

  I wake up