I was walking through a mostly empty neighborhood with a metal cart, a mix of a shopping cart and a flat platform dolly (similar to the ones at costco or home depot)
This middle-aged woman got angry at me, saying that I couldn't have that in their neighborhood because of the HOA. I kept trying to politely tell them that I was literally just walking through since it was the shortest path to my home
They kept telling me the same thing over and over. Eventually, I got angry and started yelling and cursing, which led to them getting up in my face
Not the nicest woman, I thought to myself
After I had left the neighborhood I got home and the cart just kinda phased out of existence or something.
I 'blink' and I'm at my old middle school (it's always my middle school for some reason). The buses are packed full and they're rushing out of there, leaving me no time to make it to the bus, I never seem to catch the bus, unfortunately.
Lucky for me, in this world it is much easier to reach home than it was back then
All I need to do is take a left out of the school and walk for a while before I reach a group of shops, take a shortcut through a carwash/mechanic place (they do both), which is right next door to a gas station
After that, I pass a motel with a swimming pool (In other dreams, I've drowned in it or had a good time)
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After passing the motel, I reached the neighborhood from earlier. It seems this might be a new place in my dreams. I'll find out later, I guess
As I go through the neighborhood from earlier, I find out that in this place, they can kill you on sight if you don't follow the rules, and they usually do so without much hesitation
This makes me feel very bad about the way I was acting, since it turns out that at any moment, if she had been fed up with me, my head would've been gone.
I look for her house and find it successfully
I then apologize, and she explains that she understands that a lot of the rules don't make sense, but she unfortunately doesn't create or edit them, but she can choose how to enforce them
We made up after talking. I met her family, she has a husband, a dog, 2 daughters, and a son, they were all lovely, but they were in a rush to leave since it was spring break or something
I 'blink' again, and find myself at a cliff nearby the apartments where I live, I am surrounded by kids and teens who are on their way back from school (I am in my twenties btw, no fucking clue why I constantly dream about my middle school lmao)
I decide to show all of the kids my neat "trick" (This is something I've been able to do in my dreams for years and thinking about it still makes me laugh my ass off)
I flap my arms like a bird, but the trick is, I flap them REALLY hard, and now I can glide really well, using updrafts in the air and other neat tricks I know, I am able to safely reach the porch of my apartment while I watch dozens of kids glide around to their apartments
I open the sliding glass door and enter my apartment, I am on like the 8th floor or something
I close and lock the glass door, and then turn around and go to the bathroom
While in the bathroom, I shave all of the skin off of my legs so I can feed it to my cat (big wtf moment ik)
While my leg skin regrows super quickly, my parents and siblings come back and have a surprise for me
A bag of potatoes, which I am going to use to-
Dream ends there, I wonder what I was going to use the potatoes for, everyone (including me) seemed really happy to see them in the dream