Stu was fast asleep for a change, when he woke up alert. Something had woken him up; the door had crept open. He opened his eyes slowly; the darkness was obscuring his sight. The floorboard creaked and he looked over. It was Chaos. He sighed with relief. “I thought you were here to kill me Chaos.. What’s the matter, what are you doing here this te?”

  Chaos didn’t say anything, but she stared at the floor creeping closer to the edge of the bed. She put her hand on the bed and looked up at Stu. He blushed starting to stutter, asking, “What are you doing here Chaos? This isn’t..” He went wide-eyed, grabbing the bedside mp and swinging it at her as she disappeared in bck smoke.

  A ughter filled the room echoing across the walls. Stu watched a figure appear in the doorway. It said, “You are good as usual.”

  Annoyed, Stu said, “I’m still asleep, aren’t I?”

  Evil Chaos smiled, “You just get it, don’t you? Even I don’t understand you, and I created you. That’s saying something profound, if you ask me. I just wanted to have a quick visit, is that so evil?”

  Stu asked, “You said you would wait inside the door, are you..”

  She interrupted rolling her eyes and saying, “Yes daddy.. I’m still in my dirty closet just like you wanted.. I just saw you at the ceremony and wanted to have a quicky..” She looked slyly at Stu.

  Bluntly Stu said, “Then say what you want and lets go our separate ways..”

  Evil Chaos grinned, “You see that’s the problem.. I seem to be finding out that I’m a girl with daddy issues, and I kind of like how you remind me of him. What do you think about that, huh daddy?” She walked up to Stu slowly.

  Stu bnkly said, “Seems like therapy would work a lot better. What are you really getting at? Stop pying games and just say what you want..”

  Evil Chaos gave an innocent look at him saying, “I did say what I wanted. I want you.. I want the winners to be you and I. So, in other words, I don’t want to go anymore..”

  Confused Stu asked, “What kind of trick is this? Why would you want me?”

  She got really close to Stu wrapping her arms around him, and whispering into his ear, “I want a baby..”

  Stu ughed causing Evil Chaos to step back. He said, “You want to have my baby? Even if.. And that’s a big if.. Even if, I was to father a baby with a god, it wouldn’t be you.. What made you think that this would ever happen?” He ughed even harder stopping only to wipe tears from his eyes.

  Evil Chaos was confused asking, “But I thought you were in love with Chaos?”

  Stu raised an eyebrow, “I don’t remember saying that, but even if I was, my answer would be the same.. So? What does that have to do with you?”

  Evil Chaos said, “I’m Chaos..”

  Stu stared bnkly, “Evil Chaos, yes..”

  She shook her head saying, “No, at best Evil Chaos would be a narrative structure tool not an actual difference in the person or personality. What are you, autistic?”

  Stu shook his head saying, “No, I think I’d be Good Stu in this scenario.. Well? Yeah, I’m like 75% Sure about that, give or take..”

  Evil Chaos put her hands over her face and screamed in frustration. After a moment she regained her composure. She looked at Stu bluntly saying, “Give me a baby..”

  Surprised Stu asked, “Really? After all that?”

  She smiled slyly saying, “You know you want to..”

  Stu held his hands up saying, “I’m sorry, but you really aren’t my type.. I mean physically I’d give you a 9/10 but personality wise I’d say you are a 2/10. Sorry, you just don’t do it for me.”

  Evil Chaos looked like she’d been told her dog died. She looked frustrated saying, “Again, I’m Chaos! There’s literally no difference! You just think I’m evil and she’s good! Did you ever consider that you have it backwards? Also, 9/10? Really? That’s some bullshit, this body is an 11/10 all day long!”

  Stu said, “Fair enough, because you yelled at me I’m willing to revise my previous score from 2/10 to 3/10.. It was kind of hot the way you got mad at me.. That’s as high as I’m willing to go.. For now..”

  She was red in the face, but it was all frustration as she said, “Alright.. You want to win Chaos’s heart right? The one you think is Good Chaos..”

  Stu nodded saying, “Maybe.. Suppose I was interested in this hypothetical idea you are concocting..”

  Evil Chaos growled under her breath, “Where did you learn to talk like that?”

  Stu proudly said, “It’s my judge speak, I’ve been practicing! Also, technically Good Chaos is just Chaos, since I’m Good Stu, but everyone just calls me Stu.. I think..”

  She growled louder saying, “Oh my me! Oh my me! Oh my me! What in the.. Where does your fucking logic come from? This is absolutely maddening! Really Stu.. Really? What goes on in your head? You know what? Never fucking mind.. It’s not even important..” She took a deep breath trying to calm down. “Look, get Prosperity her eye back.. It’s that simple..”

  He frowned saying, “I took her eye with a dagger, there’s no getting it back.. Don’t py with me, I’m not in the mood..”

  Evil Chaos looked at him with an odd look. She said, “So, you can be serious, if you choose to be.. Here’s what I’m offering, you give me a baby, I get prosperity her eye back, Chaos swoons over your heroic deed. It’s a win, win, win.. and for you it would be triple win..”

  Stu thought hard, this was a trap. It had to be, this was too good to be true. Getting Prosperity her eye back would take a lot of guilt he felt away, and it would be the right thing to do. But giving evil Chaos a baby just seemed.. Well.. Evil. Stu sighed saying, “Honestly, there’s nothing I’d like to do more right now than throw you down on the bed right here and show you my inner filth. That said, I have to reject your offer, and that is really hard to do.. So, hard.. Uh, yeah, like I was saying.. I want to get Prosperity’s eye back, but I’m not giving you a baby..” Stu gave her one more up down and said, “Yeah.. I have to say.. yeah, it’s a no.. Sorry..”

  Evil Chaos smiled, she started to undue her shirt saying, “Well, I guess I could give you a choice in the matter, that would make it more fun.. I’ll tell you what, think it over.. if you happen to change your mind..” She removed her shirt, showing off her amazing breasts, Stu stared hard. She said, “I’ll be here, so you know where to find me..”

  Stu opened his eyes to sunshine. Bright, irritating, sunshine, not soft petite boobies. He scowled saying, “God damned wet dreams..” He sat up in bed remembering everything he dreamed. She had visited him, he knew it was real. He dragged himself out of bed and made his way to the kitchen. The girls had made breakfast and were waiting for him when he arrived. He took a seat at the table in there and waited.

  Prosperity was energetic as normal and chatting up a storm with the other girls. Miracle was the third wheel most of the time, but she was always thankful for that much, poor girl. Chaos was just her quiet straight to the point self, nothing more or less. Stu interrupted their conversation asking, “So, chaos. Do you want to have a baby with me?”

  All three of the girls looked like ghosts as they stared at Stu. Chaos was red and pale at the same time as she asked, “What?”

  Stu asked, “Do you want to have a baby with me?”

  She started to tremble as she stuttered saying, “Uh, um.. I uh.. it eh… I just.. Um.. Uh.. Eep?” Chaos froze in panic.

  Prosperity asked, “Eep? What does eep mean?”

  Miracle said, “It didn’t mean anything, Stu broke Chaos..”

  Stu tried to get her attention. “Chaos?” Looking at her closely she was like a living statue staring off into space.

  Prosperity looked amazed saying, “Wow.. That’s a neat trick.. If she doesn’t want to have your baby I call dibs!”

  Miracle calmly spoke, “It should be his choice if he wants to have a baby with another one of us. You don’t get to call dibs Prosperity.”

  His brain broke as Stu stared at all of them like they were crazy, “I didn’t mean I wanted to have a baby! I just wanted to know if Chaos was thinking about it, that’s all! I swear!” He realized now how this all sounded, he was just trying to figure out Evil Chaos’s endgame.

  Yet the girls looked at him like he was lying and Prosperity asked, “So, you don’t want to put a bun in Chaos’s oven?”

  Stu said, “No! Well.. Not exactly no.. I mean.. Look.. I’m just.. Uh.. Um.. shit..” He was panicking under pressure.

  Prosperity looked at Miracle saying, “Isn’t that awesome, I figured out how to do it too! I broke Stu!”

  Miracle smugly said, “Chaos has never made that sound before though. Perhaps it was a yes?”

  Chaos had still not moved or spoken. She was still a statue basically. Stu was overheating sitting at the table trying to figure out how to get out of the hole he had dug for himself. He looked at the girls asking, “Are you all trying to say you want babies?”

  Prosperity almost yelled, “Yes!!!”

  Miracle, “No, but it’d be fun to try..”

  Chaos barely managed an, “Eep..”

  Stu sighed saying, “Thanks.. You answered none of my questions in any sort of a helpful way.. As a matter of fact, you left me with more questions than when I started.. Although I would like to know where this enthusiasm was for the st four weeks while I’ve had king sized blue balls over here..”

  Prosperity looked confused, “You mean blue blood, don’t you?” Miracle tried to hide her snickering.

  Closing his eyes and leaning back while rubbing his temples he sighed, “Is Chaos going to be alright? She hasn’t moved for a while and I’m growing concerned.. I just wanted to know if she was hoping to have a baby with me, that’s all..” Chaos squeaked a little this time, but it was useless. Stu asked, “Alright Prosperity, what would you give to have your eye back? Hypothetically?”

  Prosperity grew quiet while touching her eyepatch. She softly spoke, “I don’t know.. even if it was possible.. why?”

  Stu sighed heavily and proceeded to expin his weird dream. He covered all the details and why he was asking the questions. The reasons behind his questions disappointed the girls, but they would live. Stu proceeded to let them in on everything that had happened while he’d been asleep.