...about how insignificant we are?
?: Hey! Moon! Where should I take-
Gah!!? Ar-... Are you... talking to the screen!?
I wanna talk! I wanna talk too! Let me say something funny!
?: ...How our life is but a fleeting moment of vibrancy, soon to be forgotten by the uncaring world?...
Why was our universe born?
?: Cus it wants to? Big Bang~ and Tada!
?: ...How does our universe work?
?: Simple! Chaotic mess go BRRRRRRR!!!
?: And what is life?
?: Oh! I got this one too! Da humans think that it's like a slinky down the elevator!
I readed it! On The In***net!
?: Why do-
?: Like! That's hilarious!
Those guys on Y**tube sure have some good humor! Hahah!
?: -we exist?
?: Cause-
FUCK DA UNIVERSE!!! WE BA~LL!!!!
?: Wh-…What is our purpose?
?: TO BECOME GODDDD!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAH
?: ...How does our consciousness work, how can we think?
?: HAHHAHAHA! Brain Mush go BEM!!!!!!!!!!! Kuhahahahaha!
?: …How can we live with such mysteries inside our heads?...
?: ! I KNOW!!! LET US EAT ICE CREAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA ICE-!!
[ Moon use Head Chop on Star. ]
[ Bonk! ]
[ It is super effective against idiot. ]
Moon: Can you just... stop?
Star: OWwie! W-Whut?
Moon: You kept interrupting me since earlier.
Star: Mm Hm... So?
Moon: You know I've been trying to be serious here?
Star: Meh whatever, philosopher~
Who would even care about that werid talking stuff anyway?
Moon: It is not weird.
And while perhaps many may not find it interesting, some might.
So I-
[ Apple use Sneaky Sneaky Apples on Moon and Star! ]
Apple: HI STAR! HI MOON! Here! Have some apples!
[ ?????? ]
Star: Woah! Thank you~ Appy!
Apple: Mm~
Moon: Welcome, Apple, I appreciate the apples. However now-
Star: You seem happy today baby gurl!!!
Moon: Star, can I finish my spec-
Apple: Today's a special day after all.
Moon: ...
Star: You meant the day we get on the big screen?
Wait, that's today?
Apple: Mm-hmm!
Star: So Moon didn't go crazy?
Moon: Looks whos saying.
Apple: Teehe~
Star: Aww! You are just so Adorable~ I wanna hug and chew you forever!
Apple: Thank you for the compliment Star, but no chewing, please.
Moon: Can we get back to the introduction, please?
Star: Nuh-uh! Take my time away from this litlle angel and I will kick your butt!
Moon: You don't even like apples that much.
Star: That's just cause our boss always keep feeding us apples!
AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE!!!
[ Boss: "Hey kids~ I hope you three are having fun~" ]
Apple: Eh!? Da-! Ah, Boss!?
Star: Gehh!!! He caught me!! Sneeky!
Moon: Boss, I'm not having any here.
[ Boss: "I forgot to say earlier but I left a gift for you three at the 1st Floor Storage Room." ]
[ Boss: "It's for today, remember to check it out okay? Bye Bye~" ]
Apple: Ah...yes.
Star: Ohh~ Gift~ You generous today Boss~
Apple: Yes, yes...I will...Boss...
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Star: Ah? You will?...Please do, Apple!
Moon: If you may, thank you.
Apple: ...
Moon: ...?
Star: Apple?
Apple: Eh? Ah Yes! Right! L-let me go check it.
[ Apple runaway. ]
Star: Bye bye, sweetie~ Comeback with treasuri~
Moon: Comeback soon.
[ Apple exist Floor 9 ]
Star: ...
Star: Apple...she...
Moon: I know...
Star: She always seems so sad...
Everytime...our Boss...he...
Moon: ...
Star: I wanna punch him.
So Hard.
Moon: Yeah...me too.
Star: Why couldn't he just...
...come see us?
Moon: ...
Star: Still...
Moon: ...Star.
Star: Yeah?
Moon: Can I finish my speech now?
Star: Nah you can’t, you suck at it anyway.
Moon: You’re really annoying you know.
Star: Pff! Only to you, dumpy head~ I have standard!
Moon: Boss...
Why must you make me work with this 'wonderful creature'.
Star: Hey, you jerk! My [ Bad Guy Sensor ] just detect a big liar here!
[ Apple enter Floor 9 ]
Star: Ah?
Moon: Hm.
Star: Appy?
Moon: She back early.
Did she teleported?
Star: Of course she did! Hey, Moon!
What do you think the gift are?
Moon: Hopefully not something weird.
Apple: Ah, Star! Moon! We got a packet from Boss.
Star: Uwa~ What’s is it!? Tell me! Tell me! What's the secret treasure?
Apple: It's nothing new, really! We just got another batch of apples.
Star: OH COME ON! More apples?
Be creative, Boss!
Moon: Apple again?
Apple: Yes.
Moon: Even...today?
Apple: Yes…
Moon: ...Let's have apple pie for dinner today.
Apple: R-Really!? Thank you, Moon!
Moon: Your welcome.
Star: Does it have anything else? I’m craving for ice cream right now~
[ Apple use Cruel Reality on Star. ]
Apple: Unfortunately not, it’s all apples. I will need you to store this on Floor 6 later.
Star: Gahhhh!!! It’s always apple, apple and apple! I’m tired of that s***.
[ It is super depressingly effective against glutton. ]
Moon: Language.
Star: Meh! No one gonna care! Plus it got censored!
Moon: Too much will pollute the mind.
Star: Ah come on! It’s just a little bit! Can't you cut me some slack?
Moon: Stop messing around so much then I will.
Apple: You two seem energetic today~ Getting on screen is exciting, isn't it?
Star: Like hell, it is!
Moon: A bit.
Apple: Ah! I almost forgot, I think we haven't explain what's going on here.
Moon: We just got a little sidetrack cause of Star, let me told them.
Star: Nu! Appy! Nu! That guy's lame! Don't let him!
Lemme, lemme!
Apple: Please do, Moon.
Star: Appy nooo…
Moon: Thank you.
Now you are probably asking "What the hell is going on with this story?"
And to that question, will I have to say...This is not a story.
Star: Oh hell yeah! It is!
Moon: Oh hell no, it's not.
Star: Boo hoo, boring lecture~
I'm so sleepy~~~
Moon: ...Gosh dam-...
Star: Ahem! Language~!
Moon: ...As I was saying, this fiction is not a story, sorry.
If you are trying to find something fun to read then we must apologize in advance that we are not what you are looking for.
This fiction is a tower dedicated to a young story called Gloomy Shark-chan.
Apple: And we are the managers of this place!
Star: Surprise!? We have a job!
Moon: Our purpose is to keep the young story safe from harm and let her eat apples whenever she wants.
Star: Hey you forgot to mention the other thing!
Moon: The "contain" part?
Star: Yah that.
What does it mean btw?
Moon: It's the core purpose and function of this tower you could say.
Apple: Our d- boss uses it to store apples.
Star: Srly? That's dumb.
Moon: Dumb or not we lucky this is not some story prison or monster containment tower.
Star: But those sound dope as hell! Why apple?
Apple: I heard it's because Gloomy-san likes apples.
Star: Hoh hoh? Our boss's a simp?
Moon: Pff-…
Apple: Star…
Star: Whut?
Think about it! He's the guy who built an entire tower for a person he doesn't even know about.
He's definitely a simp! I tell yal! SIMP Hardddddddddddd even.
Moon: Boss is not going to let you go if he heard that.
Apple: Hehe, he never like it when Star insult him.
Star: Nah, worry free~ I bet he doesn't even have the guts to do it, he's a total pusho-
[ Star have been muted. ]
[ Your 'For Clarification Not A Simp' Boss: ...Parenting is truly hard work. ]
Star: MMM!?
MNNMNNMMMMMM!??
Moon: Told you so.
Apple: Well ahah..., this is awkward.
Star: MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
MNNmmmM!!!
Moon: No Star, we don’t understand what you’re saying.
Star: MMMM!!!
Moon: I think it's time to say goodbye to our readers…if we even have any.
Apple: We should, for the people who have read this until now.
Star: MnnmMN? MNM!
Moon: I hope you now have a better understanding of this place. So please don’t dwell upon this place too much.
It’s pretty tiring to greet guests after work honestly.
Apple: We're only here to protect Gloomy-san and spoil her with apples after all.
Star: Mmnnm!
Moon: Farewell, stranger.
Apple: Goodbye, unknown reader~
Star: MnnMmmMNNN!
[ Oh, hello. ]
[ Have they introduced me yet? ]
[ ...No? ]
[ I guess they forgot. ]
[ Let me introduce myself then. ]
[ I'm the Artificial Intelligence Administrator of Watchtower IV. ]
[ Location Coordinate {0, 2} ]
[ Purpose {C???????????O????????????N???????????T??????????????????A????????????I????????????????N???????????} ]
[ I hope we can see each other again. ]