This seems weird, I didnt expect to become a collectable card when I died. Did I die?

  I remember going to sleep then next I know I'm reading a eula mentioning 'when summoned' this, 'as servant' that, 'ephemeral reward' here and 'ethical considerations' there. Its like I'm working threw all the legalese of becoming a rent a soldier and i don't like it, can i object? Are there clauses for 'ideot doesn't know what he just told me to do'?

  For that matter who can summon me and how, I've gathered that I'm like a monster brought into the world threw some summoning or some such but like, is there a talisman or something? I want a sales rep, I want details, and I want donuts, the warm crispy skinned kind with the kinda doughy interior.

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  The mothership had just cast off from her mooring when the attack started, now his planet burned beneath him and an interesting notification flickered infront of his face.

  [Activate Summon: Y/N]

  Mentally tapping his ascent his mind was suddenly filled with thoughts of a treat so delectable to be called treasure. The memory of panic and anguish washed away by a sudden need to cook.

  Outside a new fighter joined the frey, one larger than the rest, angrier and more accurate.