It turns out that I am a dungeon.

  At first I freaked out about it, but now I am actualy hapy becous I read many Dugeon Core books and know might know how to survive and live without having too much trouble.

  Now! Lets see what are these Titles, Skills an Traits.

  'Titles'

  Awesome!! I saw that my base WIS and INT were much higher than the average, and this was the reason. Nice.

  Even though the "Knowledge beyond its rank" is not really useful, the "Memories of a prevous life" are a good beginer.

  OK! This is good, very good. Although I'm pretty sure this isn't Earth, I think this world might be fun.

  Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

  Lets see what are these.

  'Traits'

  Well this is interesting. This tells me that there are might be other sentient inanimate objects, which again, is pretty interesting and points to the fact that this might not be Earth that I came from. But! There are novels in which the Earth starts being attacked by beings from other universes and some humans gain a system. I don't even know why I'm trying to find reasons for this world being my og. Earth. Maybe becaus of familiarity, or simply because I didn't finish reading that novel, I think it was about a guy who turned in to a fork. Must say, it was interesting. Now! Next shal be my skills.

  'Skills'

  This looks like what every Dungeon must have...

  Sooo, yea. Still pretty cool. Wel, next .

  Just now I see. And by that mean, I can actualy see!