Two familiar items—

  Provoker +2: Shortbow. Very Rare. Requires attunement. This recurve bow has a feather motif on the grip, and stylized goose heads on either end. It has a +2 bonus to attack and damage rolls.

  Chasing Shot: Once a creature has taken damage from this weapon, the wielder of Provoker may use this feature to cause its ammunition to magically seek its target, firing around corners or over cover. When using this feature you may forgo rolling a d20 for attacks with this weapon and instead may treat such rolls as a 10. You do not need to see the target to make such rolls. If the target of this effect evades your sight for longer than a minute, you must damage it again with a normal attack roll to reapply the chasing shot effect.

  The Edge of Nothing +5: Longsword. Artifact. Requires attunement. This longsword is forged from hammered voidstuff, and its edge knows no peer.

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  Once attuned, you may increase your spell save DC by +1. This sword has a +5 bonus to attack and damage rolls*. When you hit with an attack roll while attuned this longsword, the target takes an extra 1d8 Force damage. Maximize the damage dice against items and objects that aren’t being worn or carried.

  While attuned to this weapon you have a darkvision out to 30ft. If your species already gives you darkvision, add to its distance by +30ft. You may also see through magical darkness.

  Those attuned may also cast the spells Darkness, Misty Step, and Vampiric Touch (3rd level, +9 to hit) at will, without expending material components. Once per dawn, you may cast the spell Circle of Death (6th level, DC 17). If your attack or save DCs for your spells are higher, you may use those instead.

  The weapon can’t be broken by normal means.

  Unlike many blades of legend, this sword is not sentient. It is a tool of a dark power. Who knows what secrets it may be gleaning from your mind, and sending back to its true master.

  * If a +5 bonus scares you, use the much more in line with 5e balance of +3. I just think it's fun to break the rules with artifact level items.

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