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The Flying Steak.

  Issue 15: The Flying Steak.

  It shows to the God Cheetahs alone, they were plotting on how to destroy Sia. ET looked at them. "We are going to need to destroy Sia, we don't know WHEN she will attack." Vinex looked at them. "Sia is like a girl, we have to make the first move."

  They all were looking at him. "What?" Volcano answered. "Idiot, she is a girl." He said that whilst being in another universe in multiple pieces because Vinex knew that he would say that.

  Arrex looked at them.

  "Indeed, we don't know, but remember, she could use that to her advantage; If we don't know when to attack, she will win. We have to be perspicacious, which is why I have an excellent Idea: We make a crystal, made from the supplements of the things that have presumably harmed her in the past

  and then we use it to our advantage and destroy her!" Marculus looked at him. "Eh, I don't that's gonna work-" Arrex glared at him. "GOT A BETTER IDEA?"

  Marculus stepped up from the corner and walked to him. "Yeah, maybe we invite Devilani here, he's a GENIUS! He took over Hell as a non-devil in under a week. He can plan for us!" ET went to Marculus.

  "Devilani is not trustworthy, he hasn't been through enough with us for us to know his intentions." Flex walked to Marculus. "Ecclesiasticus 6:7-9 "If you would get a friend, prove him first and be not hasty to credit him. For some man is a friend for his own occasion, and will not abide in the day of thy trouble."

  Marculus went to them. "You guys hardly even know him, how do you know what his intentions are?"

  Vinex looked at him. "I don't know, because maybe his nearly CHOKED me out of existence?" Marculus looked at him

  . "Well, he's nuclear but if we are able to handle him correctly, we could be able to nuke Sia." Flex looked at him. "This is why you don't make deals let alone FRIENDSHIPS with Devils, you're used to eating but it eventually will come back to bite you in your bosom!"

  Marculus glared at them all. "You guys never trust in me, he SOLO'd us ALL! Guess who also did? Sia, if he can do that than he could be our ONLY chance to destroying Sia." Volcano walked to him.

  "Oh yeah, what about Jam? Jam would destroy Devilani and Sia in a quick second." Marculus looked at him. "I know you have a crush on Jam and all but Jam is not enough." Volcano eyes started to turn into flames and the Molten fur started to crack.

  "Take that back!" He said. ET ran to them. "GUYS! This is what Sia wants! For us to split up. Marculus looked at ET. "Yeah? Maybe she should win then." He got up and walked out. "Marculus!"

  They all said but Volcano stayed inside with his arms crossed. They were following Marculus as he stomped through the mountains." Vinex yelled at him. "Wait up!"

  Marculus kept walking. "Why are you all following me?" ET glared at him. "We are making sure that you don't do something stupid." Marculus looked at ET. "You're stupid!" ET yelled at him. "STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD!"

  Marculus chuckled. "Funny coming from you." He stopped walking and turned around to look at them. Skyfire looked at Marculus. "CALM DOWN MARCULUS!"

  Marculus answered him. "You're the one yelling." Skyfire looked relieved of his mistake. "OH, SORRY, I JUST HAD CAPS ON!" Flex looked at Marculus. "Marculus, we got this, we will defeat Sia." They heard a voice. "Is that so?"

  Sia was there. Marculus stepped back. Vinex stood his ground. ET stood the floor. Rockano stood in silence. Flex stood in the name of God. Skyfire stood 500 acres back. "LET ME KNOW IF I MISS ANYTHING!"

  Sia chuckled lowly and were walking towards the God Cheetahs. ET lifted up his voice to her. "We are not scared of you, Sia!" "YEAH, DON'T LET US TELL THE MASTER'S ON YOU!" She dragged Skyfire to her with her mind.

  Skyfire cheered as he was going to her and she mind-stomped him by the God Cheetahs. She looked at Marculus. But he was not laughing at Skyfire. Sia looked at them. "You think I need your fear to be superior to you?

  Fear is optional, my power is immutably infinite, countless stages above yours." Volcano walked up to Sia. "Power is not what makes us winners, heart is."

  Sia chuckles at his corny line. "Then why do you lose a lot?" Vinex looked at her. "Because we sometimes suck." Sia looked at him. "Sometimes is an understatement, when have any of you won a fight against me?"

  They all looked down except for Skyfire. "I ATE YOU!"

  Sia blinked and then ignored him.

  ET looked at her. Sia smiled at them. "Infact, name one who have won a fight against me." ET grinned at her. "We don't have to." Suddenly, Hulahu jumped out of ground. "HULAHU" And he stomped the ground, causing the ground crack.

  Sia smiled at Hulahu. "Those were mere moments of me being generous. You think I, Sia, Casual Universe Disrupter, can lose to this halloween gazelle?" She chuckled. "HULAHU, HULAHU..... HULAHUUUUU!"

  (No, we don't think so...WE KNOW SO!)

  The gazelles lifted their heads from the ground. "Wer Wer Wer, Wer Wer Werr!" Sia was baffled at their absurdity.

  Granaria rolled around and then towards them. "Yas girl, we are gonna wreck you!" Sia looked at her. "Ugh, a female." Granaria glared at her. "Misogynistic whore, I did some research on you!" Sia made her not able to speak and she spoke in mumbles.

  Sia mocked her. Rockano jumped over there with a ginormous rock in his hand and he dived and punched Sia so hard that shockwaves went through the world but she didn't noticed him, she slowly looked at her shoulder and then at him.

  Vinex snatched him. Sia smiled at them. "Well, this is your team?" Flex grinned at her. "Not quite."

  Tsunami and Hurricane travelled their by their names and remained fierce. Sanery was watching behind a tree. Firex and Blazix jumped over there, causing flames to burst. ET looked at her. "As you see, we came prepared."

  Sia chuckled. Webbex showed up but then he saw the face of Sia and hesitated. Then he ran away. Sia knew but didn't comment. Suddenly, Webbex came running back and used Divine Web Projection (A glowing web that gets larger the farther it goes.)

  At her but suddenly, lightning struck and Death, Reaper and Plague was infront of her. And the web dissolved. Sia smiled at them. "As you see, I came prepared as well. Meet, The Dark Trinity. Death."

  Flex looked at Death. "O death, where is thy sting?" Death grimaced at him and then went emotionless. ET looked at them.

  "Well, guys, this is it. The Great Battle." Sia laughed at him. "No, there's a day preserved for that. That's the real battle."

  Volcano looked at her. "NO, WE ARE ENDING THIS NOW!" He jumped at her but there was an invisible wall and Volcano got knocked out due to the pressure. Sia smiled at them. "The battle doesn't commence yet." Marculus looks at Sia a cold expression.

  "I say it does." He ran to her with his axe and broke the barrier and used Ink Beam and it beamed it towards her to destroy her but she chuckled it away and she accepted their battle. Volcano woke up and used Infuriated Infernal Flames (A power where a cloud sized fire increases in quanity and pressure)

  And blasted it at her and she used little fire and won the blast off but Flex went close to her. Sia looks at the Death Trinity.

  "Don't kill them...yet." They quickly ran towards the God Cheetahs. Flex was fighting Death while Death was using his "Death Sickle" to combat him and they were equal in skill. Reaper dashed faster than comprehension towards Vinex, Volcano and Marculus

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  and was soloing them in combat and he sliced Marculus's Axe out of existence with his scythe and then he sliced Volcano in the heart.

  "NOOOO!" Rockano jumped at Reaper and used Solidified Dragon Rush (A move where he momentarily turns into a 100 foot long dragon and spins fast and dash into enemies) on Reaper but Reaper tore the Dragon apart and grabbed Rockano by his neck.

  The Reaper was 9FT tall but stronger than Rockano physically. Granaria yelled at Reaper and jumped at him but got smacked towards Sia whilst Sia was fighting ET and Marculus and the disasters and also Webbex.

  She countered all of them with their own powers but actually made her powers minature, embarrasing them in the process.

  They all jumped at her but she stomped the ground and cracked all of their souls.

  They fell in pain and she reality warped them out of existence and then back into existence in their same spots and she increased the pain tremendously.

  Death was holding back powers and his aura, if he did not, they would've died. Death destroyed Flex in combat with his sickle and knocked him into the clouds, just with his telekinesis and then slammed Flex so hard that his insides busted.

  but Flex was still alive. Plague wasn't fighting, he was talking with Vultrex. "Heh, she's whooping her kids." Plague said jokingly. Vultrex affirmed. "She is like an asian mother that is displeased with her kids grades."

  They laughed.

  Sia then blasted Rockano out of Reaper's hand. Granaria yelled at Sia. "HEY, HEIFER!" She jumped at Sia and used Salt Claw but then Sia stabbed through her heart and dissolved her out of existence and laughed.

  "NOOOOOOO!" Rockano felt his heart drop, it literally did. It fell out of his chest. His crystal was in his heart. And then his crystal glowed bright and went became the epitome of him and he evolved into Bouldano. "AHHHHHHHH!"

  They all looked at him. Reaper dashed at him but Bouldano knocked him out of sight and he dashed to Sia 3x faster than the speed of light; 999B Miles per hour and he used Atomic Rock Pertrusion and punched Sia so hard the reality split before closing back up again.

  Sia stumbled back a bit. Hulahu didn't want to team up so he was sitting there with his arms and legs crossed and eyes closed. And then he jumped on his feet and dashed to Death. "HULAHU!!" He knocked him out of the seeable universe

  and he dashed to Sia and was punching her vehemently and then Marculus jumped out from a portal on both sides of Sia and used Ink punch and knocked her to Vinex, Vinex used DI-Vine and stomped her on the ground with it.

  Flex was underground and upper cut her to the clouds and Skyfire dived down to her but she split him in half with her claw and then teleported at the ground. And they looked at her to see her damages. Suddenly, red drop came from her nose. Marculus looked at them.

  "She...bled?" Sia looked at them. "Oops, that came from someone I ate earlier." They were shocked out their minds. Vinex yelled at them. "SHE IS INVINCIBLE!"

  Death just stood there looking at her. Plague chuckled. Reaper clinched his Scythe. ET looked at them. "So, what we did to them was...nothing?" Sia looked at them. "I am actually impressed, I am shocked...As to how Weak you all are. Well, my turn."

  Her voice distorted and dark energy rose from her as she spoke.

  She dashed through them all before they could even realize it. She then snapped her fingers and they felt it and fell to their knees.

  Arrex came out of the clouds and dived down at her with Aerial Arrow, The arrow became the sky and dashed down at her but she winked it out of existence, erasing the sky as an result. Volcano yelled at her. "HOW?"

  Sia popped the sky back to proportion. And then she winked them to their last breath. They were in immense pain and then she winked to erase them

  but...It didn't work?

  Sia winked again, it failed.

  "What....?" She said. They all looked around and saw horns coming from the ground and heard sinister chuckling. "The level that creeks to an array of power, the prevail that peaks to the lame of the cowards, THE DEVIL THAT SEEKS WHOM HE MAY DEVOUR!"

  Devilani jumped on the ground causing Hell to briefly flash in reality. Devilani laughed at Sia. Marculus looked at the God Cheetahs with the "I Told You So." look. Vinex yelled at Devilani. "YEAH, DEVILANI, GET US OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT!"

  Devilani shushed him. Arrex yelled at Devilani on the top of his lungs. "YOU GOT THIS!" But nobody heard him. Arrex yelled. "HOW? I AM YELLING!" Sia smiled at Devilani. "Long time no see."

  Devilani smiled at her. "The female who could rival my looks." Sia laughed at him. "I look levels above you." Marculus looked at them. "If she roasts his looks, we might be able to win early."

  Devilani smiled at her. "Levels? You mean below? I am the hottest of hottest, the cutest of cutest, the sweetest of sweetest, the beauty of beautiest!" Volcano responded. "That's not a word." Devilani melted him.

  "SILENCE!" Sia looked at Devilani, "why delay their inevitable end?" Devilani smiled at her. "Well, I have made a deal with them. That I help them kill you, they will go to my every party, under the condition of my friendship with Marculus."

  Sia smiled at him. "Interesting pick...I suggest you go your way, I don't think that you want to die." Devilani smiled at her. "Interesting! BECAUSE I WON'T!"

  He used Demonic Surge (A move that caresses reality and his body gains high aura and rushes towards his opponent) and dashed to Sia with it and knocked her across the world and back from the other side but she came back with a different attitude

  and used Demonic claw and clawed through his side and she hurled him out of Cheetah Power and teleported him back and blasted him into chains. Devilani used Demonic Halo

  (A halo but from Hell) And beamed it at her and she blasted little blast and all of the God Cheetahs, Disasters and the rest of the inductions added their blasts to Devilani's. It was an intense blast off, they all were struggling.

  Hulahu ran behind Sia and then tried aggressively pushing her to the blasts but she reality warped him into a prison and won the blast off, knocking them out of the universe and she brought them back to her immediately

  but then she saw Jam looking at them in disappointance and walked away. Sia diverted all of her attention on Jam and completely forgot about them and went to follow him. Marculus teleported to her and used Ink collision

  but it foiled out of reality and he got crushed out of proportion without her even looking or touching him. They all started using their powers at her but she was destroying them without looking at them.

  The Dark Trinity left, they weren't there to fight, they were just there to show that Sia was not alone and they went soft on the opposing side because if they went full power, that would break order.

  Sia looked at them. "Stop." And then they suddenly couldn't move. "I am going to talk to Jam." She zoomed to Jam. Jam was heading home. "Hello there, Jam." Jam looked at her. "I don't want to talk to you or that burnt haunted horse throat! Leave or I will make your end occur now."

  Sia laughed at Jam. "Don't you see? I am the final boss. This is our first confrontation. Hatster said that you will bring me to my demise. That's a joke. You're too deadset on protecting this planet!" Jam glared at her.

  "Idiot, you advised me to. You lame assault, grain of salt!" Sia smiled at him. Jam glared at her. Sia used little blast at Jam and Jam didn't flinch. It didn't even move him. Sia looked at him. "Fight me."

  She said with a smirk. "Wuss." She said turning the other way and she met something...a pebble, the pebble knocked her across the world and back to Jam, who was holding a boulder and he broke it on her.

  She smiled at him. "There he is!" She flew high up into the air and used Elemental Beam. (All element blast) It surged to Jam but Jam quickly jumped through it and to her with a spike boulder and dunked it like a basketball on her but then she punched Jam out of Cheetah Power.

  And teleported where he was and used Demonic Divinity blast and it rushed to Jam but Jam said: "Boo." And the power got scared and ran back to her and Jam used Spike rush (Spikes grew larger on his back and heightened across his whole body.)

  And he dashed to her, faster than the speed of light and charged her across the universe, glaring at her. He broke through the universal walls with her and then blimped her to the other side and then she charged at him from that side and likewise Jam from the opposing side and then they was about to collide but then Hatster appeared between them and stopped their impact.

  "The universe is always in jeopardy between you two." Both Jam and Sia were mutally angry at him. "It seems you two have something in common." Sia glared at him. "And we have another."

  They both knocked him across the universe and glared back at eachother and floated towards eachother but they heard a scream. "SIA, YOU DID NOT PAY ME!" Voidex used Tax Evasion Blast causing the void to snatch Sia and closed on her.

  Voidex floated to Jam. "I listened to what Sanery said, my ego has gotten the best of me and I bit more than I can chew. But now I set my standard next to what I am, INFINITE SPACE!"

  He caused Sia to be blasted from the Void and into his hand and then he used Atomic Void Disruption (A move where the Void fractures time and space and explodes) and blasted it at Sia. Sia, at this point, affirmed that fighting was futile for now.

  Sia tanks the hit and she looked at Jam."You all fought half decently I suppose, I shall call this a draw. I am getting bored." Voidex and the God Cheetahs came out nowhere and yelled. "DRAW? AFTER EVERYTHING WE DID?" Sia looked at them.

  "To better your understanding, I was playing with all of you. It was fun, but now It's to put my toys away." She healed all of her enemies and smiled at Jam. Jam reversed and made it where they weren't healing. She looked at him with an look of "Oh, really?"

  She healed them and he kept reversing. Skyfire healed Sia. Volcano yelled at him. "IDIOT!" He punched him out of proportion. Sia chuckled. "Next time we conflict, I will no longer play. People will die. She chuckles and then fades before Jam could end her.

  "You're lucky that I didn't knock your giggling bounce house dome sickle all the way down to your hemorrhoided boiled toenails!"

  ET looked at Jam. "Could you have killed her?" Jam looked at him. "Underdeveloped kidney throat, It's not time. You all suck, I am going." Jam dashed home. They all looked at eachother. They felt...borderline hopeless.

  Devilani looked at them. "THAT WAS FUN! WASN'T IT?" Hulahu cheered. "HUUUU!" (YEAH!) Voidex was dancing with dark aura flying around. "I GOT REVENGE!" ET looked at him. "She didn't even attack you, and she was toying with us."

  Voidex looked at ET. "One thing you have to understand as kid is, last hit equals last pick, and I pick that I won." ET ignited him out of the universe. "I AM NOT A KID!" They all laughed and went home. Marculus flew home and he felt his inner Sia

  creeping up on him. He swung his axe around. He looks at the mirror and saw his inner Sia. But his inner Sia was not Sia....It was him....

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