“Hello, Decker!…” the baker greeted me; and then I said, “Hey, Kabe!…

  How’s life going?…” and then Kabe said, “Ah, it’s going well for me; except that some doughnut-hurling madman who calls himself the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper attacked and captured an author named Jasper, and a bunch of people are accusing me of having helped the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper collect such a big supply of doughnuts to throw at people!…

  But it is what it is; and I certainly do hope that poor Jasper will be rescued!…

  And so how’s your day going?…” and then I said, “Oh, my day’s going pretty well…

  And I actually read about how Jasper was captured, because there was a newspaper that was delivered to my abode even though I don’t have a newspaper subscription!; and that free newspaper had an article in it that was about how Jasper was captured by the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper…

  So strange…

  I mean, he almost sounds like some fictional villain that one might read about in a book series!…” and then Kabe said, “Yeah; he does kinda sound like some sort of fictional villainous character, doesn’t he?…

  But I guess it’s probably by design that it’s like that!…

  I mean, he clearly seems to be trying to make himself feared by lots of folks; and so it makes sense that he’d come up with a memorable nickname to call himself…” and then I said, “Yeah…; I mean, he’s obviously just sort of lost his mind and given up on morality…; and so he’s just trying to get fame and power through committing evil deeds…” and then Kabe said, “It’s pretty terrible, for sure…” and then suddenly! a new voice said, “What’s terrible is that you 2 are a couple of MISCREANTS!!!…

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  Muahahahahahahaha!!…” and then Kabe and I began screaming! in fear! as we felt doughnuts begin to land on us as the person who was clearly the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper continued laughing diabolically!…; and then I tried to pull the doughnuts off of myself, but for some reason they were sticking to me and wouldn’t come off!…; and then before long I was so covered in doughnuts that I couldn’t even move at all anymore!; and then the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper said, “And now it’s time for some rehabilitation for you 2!…

  Muahahahahahahaha!!…” and then I said, “Are you the same villain who captured Jasper, or are you a copycat villain?…” and then the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper said, “Jasper has already been completely rehabilitated!, according to officer Keys; and so you should be happy for him!…

  Muahahahahahahaha!!…

  And hopefully you 2 will be fully rehabilitated too before long!…

  Muahahahahahahahaha!!!…” and then the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper picked Kabe and I up; and then I suddenly! saw that we were not in the bakery anymore and that we were now inside of a room that was unfamiliar to me!…; and so then I said, “Whaaaaa???…

  How did we get to a different place so quickly?!?…” and then the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper said, “I’m not just your average fellow; and so I’m able to do things that most folks can’t do!…

  Muahahahahahahaha!!!…” and then he quickly! removed the doughnuts from Kabe and I; and then he dashed! out of the room and locked the door behind him before Kabe and I had a chance to get up and try to follow him out of the door…