Immediately I saw red lights fshing and sirens going off. I looked over at my Dad for help but he just looked away trying to blend into the background.
Kiyoko: Grandma's cooking? I wanna try!
Kaito: now now, why don’t we all go out to eat instead?
Kiyoko: I wanna try grandma's cooking!
Alice: now now sweetie, she was just thinking out loud
Akari: Do you want to try my cooking Kiyoko?
Kiyoko: yea!
Akari: Then I’ll handle dinner, want to help me?
Kiyoko: yea!!
Kaito: Alice!
Alice: mother in w, allow me to join you two
Kiyoko: No! I wanna make food for mama and papa with just grandma!
This is bad. I can only see this going badly, I have to stop-
Kiyoko: It's ok, right papa?
Don’t look at me with those eyes, I’m weak to those eyes…
Kaito: it’s ok…
Alice: Kaito!?
Kiyoko: yay!!!
Akari: we’ll make your favorite, hamburg steak
Kaito: I’m looking forward to it
Saying that mom and Kiyoko left to go shopping for the ingredients
Kaito: let’s follow them
Alice: I already sent a message to my subordinates
In some market
Kiyoko: Grandma, what do we need for a hamburger steak?
Akari: let’s see….we need ground beef, breadcrumbs, eggs, and some seasonings.
Kiyoko: Grandma look! A weird cow costume vender is having a sale for hamburg ingredients
Akari: how convenient! It’s even portioned correctly
Cow costume vender: only 5 copper coins
Akari: sold!
Cow costume vender: thank you for your purchase
Akari: since we’re here, we might as well go shop around for some dessert ingredients
Kiyoko: I want ripple pie!
Akari: seems like you also got that from Kaito
Kiyoko: mama also likes pie, I overheard her telling Aunty Iris that Papa’s pie is delicious. I think she said it was cream fvored.
Akari: I’m sure you heard wrong, let’s just focus on the ripple pie for now.
While Akari and Kiyoko were out shopping, Alice was sitting in a seiza in a nearby alley
Kaito: YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY IN FRONT OF HER!?!
Alice: I DIDN'T’T SEE HER, SHE’S BEEN GETTING BETTER AT HIDING HER PRESENCE LATELY. GYAH?!?
Wasting no time I smashed Alice over the head with the piko piko hammer
Kaito: this is bad this is freaking bad
I was left with no choice. I pulled out a white feather.
Kaito: Makina, please punish Alice
Makina: get over here
Alice: gyah!?
Kaito: also can you please inhibit Kiyoko’s ability to nullify her presence?
Makina: got it
Saying that, Makina opened a portal and dragged Alice with her
Kaito: Ein
Ein: I am here
Kaito: please continue to look over mom and Kiyoko and make sure that they don’t make any weird purchases. I need to go and have a talk with Iris about this too
Ein: of course dear.
Kaito: thank you
Later that night
Kiyoko: we’re back!
Akari: we’re home!
Kaito: welcome back
Akari: yosh! Let’s get cooking Kiyoko!
Kiyoko: Let's do it!
Well it's hamburger steak so it should definitely be fine but I can’t help but worry…
Well however it turns out I’ll eat with a smile
Later that night
Akari: dinner time!
Kiyoko: papa, look! I made you a hamburger steak!
Kaito: thank you sweety
Putting on my best smile I looked down at the dark and pixeted mystery meat, bracing myself.
Sweet!? Spicy!? The hell is this?!
Oh I think I’m going to bck out, is that a rainbow? I can hear it scream
Kiyoko: Is it good?
Kaito: it’s absolutely delicious! You could easily be a chef!
Kiyoko: heh heh heh
Ah, she’s so cute, it makes the taste in my mouth disappear
Kaito: Here Alice, you should try some. Say ahhhh
Alice: ahhhh
Holding out the food for her Alice very quickly swallowed it
Alice: it’s very tasty sweetie
Kiyoko: There’s more to come!
Sitting down, Alice and I braced ourselves for our little angel’s hellish cooking
Right before bed
Kaito: time to go to bed Kiyoko
Kiyoko: ok papa!
Saying that, she wiggled herself into bed
Kaito: goodnight beloved angel
Alice: goodnight sweety
We gave Kiyoko a kiss goodnight
Alice and I watched over her as she slowly fell asleep
Thank you for being born Kiyoko
???: I’m never letting mother in w teach her to cook anything again
Serious-senpai: seems like a good idea
Author: anyway, that concludes the lovey dovey Alice child 3 parter
???: When’s the next one?
Author: Oi, put the knife away please. The other heroines need their turns too ya know.
Serious-senpai: who’s next?
Author: I was thinking of telling the story of either Kaito’s child with Fate or the one he was with Lilia. I’m not sure though
Serious-senpai: is it going to be sweet?
Author: sweet and fluffy
Serious-senpai: *despair*