People think magic is fun and unrealistic, but dang, I gotta splash the water of reality on their hea today!

  Magic is real, man. I don't know what else to tell in the rawest form. It's real and it's there. YOu can't stop the magic love from going wild. You can't stop the magic in writing. Nor could you ever check Magic Mike during a game of basketball.

  Magic is there, all around.

  And the best way to discover this deep essence of magic is through the Magi-Magica-Magical Pota-Potato.

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  This potato has a dense tank of magic. Like the moment you lay eyes on it, you'll be vomiting rainbows because of its awesomeness. It's glittery. It's shiny. It's great.

  It shines, too.

  And it's shape like two boulders under a peak tower. Very exquisite. Very cool.

  Eat more Magi-Magica-Magical Pota-Potato, guys!

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