To those that hear me! I'm innocent! It's those idiots from church were doomed from the beginning... I just accelerated the process... Besides... What did you expect from mouse with ridiculous amount of charisma? And it actually increased because of some Fraud title! *sigh*

  Anyway... I'm traveling in comfort... Road is slightly bumpy though... Hey Blue! Can I create some better transport?

  I want some less bumpy travelling experience...

  Bah?! Seriously? Hell no! I would like to... Say... Is there any giant spiders in the area?

  Sure... Let's travel there... Onwards my trusty steed!

  Yes, well the good news there are spiders, bad news... I actually have arachnophobia. I never had it previously though.

  Um it's okay, I know that I was with 'disabilities' as others said, so I don't mind. Basically you mean that I wasn't afraid of spiders because-

  Why do you fighting?

  Did Necro just-

  Okay... anyway I guess my arachnid transport will be changed to something else. Is there a village nearby?

  No, horse. More like steal one.

  Well you get what you get. Let us travel to our glory!

  Author POV

  Village of Curnus. Originally the founder of the village wanted to name it Anus, but was quickly knocked out by his future wife, and was then named Curnus by her, much to annoyance of her future husband. Now this story is told to the engaged couples so they won't make something stupid.

  It was nighttime, most villagers were already sleeping or... calling the storks... or searching throuigh cabbages. You know child making stuff, some were guarding the village, some were playing cards or some other game.

  But we are not interested in that shithole, but the person who travels towards this village. Not the corpse in cloak, but the thing that was inside the corpse, Helion Grimtail. He was heading towards the village with a simple goal in mind. Steal the horse. Unfortunately he was currently influenced by Necronomicon, so the plan had few new points added, namely massacring the village and gaining an army, but due to timely intervention from Blue, Helion decided on the bandit raid route.

  First phase was getting the corpses from local graveyard, and making them look like rag-tag bunch, which was not as hard as it could look. Few branches, dirt, ragged cloth etc. and now they were looking like regular bandits, smelled like them too. Second phase was stealing all valuables and horses, while third phase is 'Prophet' intervention.

  First phase happened while it was nearing the dawn, most of the villagers were partly awake.

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  Guard: “BANDITS!!! RING THE BELL!!!”

  Once the guard shouted he was quickly killed by the arrow to the neck, the other guard who happened to be on 'nature call', was covered by the wall, so he managed quite easily ring the bell, but his efforts were futile. Following was chaos. Villagers were now trying to get out of the village, only to be shot by arrows. Then villagers were all brought together in the village center, while bandits were pillaging the village.

  Bandit Leader: “Atta boiz! Go get booty!” These were actually real bandits.

  Few hours prior to attack Helion noticed the small group of bandits. After few 'persuasion' attempts, the bandits decided to give the info they 'obtained' on a village. After few more 'ideas' that he planted in their heads, Helion decided on making his own army against the bandits. That was much better idea, but unfortunately Blue advised against it as it would be too suspicious, so now he was only a lone traveler... with small army inside his personal dimension. Army still looked like bandits though. More like a fairy in a pocket with own army, but he won't acknowledge it.

  Unfortunately for him, his attempt in rescuing villagers was met... with quite a complication. He lost his few skeletons and his favorite ride. Most villagers were killed by bandits and few women were taken to the camp to be used as slaves.

  After the fiasco, Helion got quite angry, so he decided on taking a revenge against those “Annoying Meatbags” so the death of those bandits wasn't pretty. Most of them died from poison gas, others died from the bones of his army. Same had been true for captured women, as they were already too far gone.

  Helion: “Annoying! Why it didn't work? My plan was good, no?”

  Necro: “Oh yes, it was good, but you are not strong enough yet, so your minions were easily dispatched.”

  Helion: “Oh well. At least I leveled up.”