me: what the shit is this, is that a FUCKING dragon in the sky?!

  me: wait so i can wish for anything?

  me: first i wish to be reborn in a xianxia world as a kitsune, second i wish to have 50x learning speed, third i wish to have a personality that matches my appearence but i still have some resemblance of my current personality, fourth i wish to have 30x cultivation speed, fifth i wish that all my unique and normal abilities like my learning and cultivation speed can evolve, last i wish to have my four last wishes reserved for me in the next life.

  jackson: "um is it just me or did the dragon just give us a luigi death stare and is now coming towards us"

  nathan: whaaaaaa.. "it cant be.. *looks up* .........oh shit this is bad"

  me: *sees something wet start to show on the front on nathans pants* what the hell hes fucking pissing himself ahhahaahhahaah.

  jackson: "guys!! ruuuuuuun!"

  nathan: "Cody come the fuck on why are you just standing there!!"

  me: "you guys wont be able to run from a dragon, just embrace your death!"

  jackson: "Cody what the hell is wrong with you! you sound like your emo or goth"

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  nathan: "just leave him!"

  me: "peace out guys cya later"

  jackson: *sees codys head gets cut off* "NOOOOOOOOOOO CODY!!!!"

  .......

  later in a dark but warm and cramped place

  me: im not sure how much time has passed but i think its been somewhere like 8 months in this dark place....., i feel like somethings starting to push me out. im starting to see a bright light.. now it is blinding me

  .......

  from a random ladies pov

  lady1: its a girl!! milady

  lady2: *hears guys saying yes! and finally a sister!* "BOYS i can hear you... get in here boys"

  man1: "ahh damnit she caught us!"

  man2: "might as well get in there"

  littleboy1: "daddy i wanna see the baby!!"

  man1: *picks up boy* "ok bud"

  littleboy2: *silent*

  man1: welp lets go see the baby..............

  ...............

  codys pov

  cody: *stares blankly at the screen for 2 minutes* "wait... WHAAAAAT" "my little bud, its gone" starts crying how a baby should when its born"

  lady1: Its a girl milady

  lady2: "may i see her please"

  cody *stop rubbing it in, girls ur hurting me emotionally*

  cody: *hears men and boys in the room*

  littleboy1: "mommy can i see her please"

  lady2: "yes you can but be careful not to drop her"

  littleboy1: *holds me* "i will protect you little sister

  me: *nuuu i dont wanna be a little sister*

  me: *wait shouldnt this be a different world, if so then how can i understand this language. it sounds just like english*

  litleboy1: gives me back to the lady i assume is my mom, gets a glimpse of a second boy, looks into each others eyes, hears a voice in my head*

  voice: "i know who and what u are come talk to me when your ready and old enough to talk"

  lady2: i will name you.......

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