I should have known I was going to hit by a truck in my first day in Japan. Come on Joe you read tons of manga and light novels, and watch a shit load of Anime. You should of know when a kid went into a street going after a ball and you pulled him out of the way you should of have known this would be your fate.
Joe: Well At least I know that the kid is alright
Right now I am in a white room. I guess I am waiting to be judged for all my pass deeds. Which really is not much anyway. I just wish I could have gotten a girlfriend before I died. I did not even get see one boob in my life that is just sad. As I am sulking in a feadle position in the corner. A girl appear a lollie in a white dress, blonde twintails and big blue eyes.
Girl: Greeting Yamaoto Takeshi I am god and I am here to send you on a mission
Joe: Excuse me?
The girl now known as god just said my name is Yamoto Takeshi which is wrong because my name is Joseph Seto. I am half African American half Japense 16 year old kid. I was born and raised in Brooklyn New York and won a trip to my father's homeland.
God: I know your confuse but you have a great destiny
Joe: I am confuse yes, but that is not why because my name it not Yamoto Takeshi. My name is Joseph Seto.
God: Hah?
Joe: My name is Joe.
God: Your not Yamamoto Takeshi.
Joe: Not Yamamoto Takeshi never met the man in my life.
God: SHIT !
She begin to cuse under her breath than she makes a table appear out of nowhere. She starts taking out files. She Than picks out two. She curses again and yells out someone name.
God: ANGELA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE !
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A bumbling angel that is twice god size in more ways than one. She has blonde hair green eyes and a halo over her head. When she get right infront of me she trips and I can see her panties white and pure just like her soul. I quickly cover my nose.
Angela: Ow that hurt hi boss. Who is that I did not know we had guess.
God: Angela I ask you to bring me Yamamoto Takeshi does this looks like Yamamoto Takeshi HE DOES NOT EVEN LOOK JAPANESE !
Joe: Technically I am half Japanese.
God: YOU SHUT UP !
Joe: Yes mam
Angela: Now that I think about it he does look darker. Well I sent the truck like you asked. You said send the truck at exactley 10:00 am
The god suddenley does a face palm and she start glaring at the idiotic angel. Angela cowers in fear.
God: Angela I said 10:00 pm. I said PM YOU DOLT !
Angela: Woops
The vain starts to bulge in God's head and she fans her away not wanting to deal with her dimwitted subordinate.
God: This is what I get for thinking she could handle a little more responsabilty. If she was not my daughter she be so fired.
Joe: THAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER !
God: I know it surprise she has my looks but the brain of her father. That what you get for marrying a god from diffrent demsion. I should have listen to my mother. Now What are we going to do with you. I realize we kind of dropped the ball with this one so there should be some sort of compensation. Good thing I have your file.
Joe: Can't you just send me back
God: Sorry that is against the rules, but I can send you somewhere eles. Now let see where do I send you here is the perfect place.
Joe: Don't I get a say in this
God: Sorry I have to find a world were there is no God or a God weaker than me to send you here is the perfect place. You like boobs rights
Joe:,,,no
God: Don't lie to God I read your file.
Joe: Yes
God: Ok I will send you to the DxD world. There god is dead and people get away with a lot shit in that universe.
Joe: You mean that TV show with all the Devils and the Pervey Dragon
God: Yeah that one
Joe: I just can not go there like myself I will die. I have seen that show. I will probably be impaled by a deadly spear of light.
God: That is true you do look useless ok I got and idea I will give you two powers and reincarnate you. I will also give a starter kit.
Joe: Hmm ok two powers better than nothing
God: You have 10 seconds 9..8....7
Joe: OH WAIT ! Ok I am going
I decide the two powers are from the two animes that I was watching before I died.
Joe: I want unlimted blade works and to be able to fight like Archer from Fate Stay Night can that count as one.
God: Your pushing it but I will allow it. Done ok next.
Joe: I want the Imagine Breaker from A certain Magical Index. I want to be able to turn it on and off at will.
God: Why aren't you specific ok done. Now that taken care of Why don’t you stand right there
Joe: Like this
God: Perfect now make sure you tuck and roll on your way out
Joe: What... AHHHHHHHHHHHH !
Then God hits a button and I fall through a trap door. I can hear her say something abouth just shootig lighting at Yamamoto Takashi the old fashsion way. I feel sorry for that bastard. I hit the dirt but strangely I am fine. It looks like crash next to lake. I look at myself and I have changed my brown eyes are red and my hair is white. When did I get abs. Great all I needed to do to get hot was die. Than a backpack falls next to me.
Joe: I guess this is the starter kit
I look in and see a box with chess pieces, clothing, food,a sword, and a DVD.
Jow: How the hell am I going to play this
Suddenley a TV and DVD player fall from the sky. I guess that is conveinent. I put in the DVD. It is God and I see her in a school teacher outfit with glasses
God: Hello Class I am Mrs. God and I am going to teach you everything you need to know about being a Devil
Joe: WHAT !
