Reading this, yeah... ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. Volume II of Beatle Saint King? Whoever wrote it? ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT EMOTIONAL MF!!!
Sorry, but I don't mean to disparrage the faith of you Saint Kingists, but the scripture ain't what y'all think it appears to be. Here is a... an "academic" review and critique of the Saint King's Testament.
This... was NOT written by Beatle. At all. Nope. This was written by a highly emotional scribe or perhaps a war freak or a propagandist all who survived Beatle's war. Objectively, I wanna tell you all MY version of what happened...
The Gospel Truth, or Origins of the Multiverse, is clearly a piece of mystery. But don't worry, I'll work it out for ya! Found in Beatle Saint King book's second volume, the Origins of the Multiverse, or the Gospel Truth...
Beatle Saint King, well, Miguel Ibarra was born in Baguio, the Philippines, to parents who married young and faced severe financial hardship simply because of his father's neglectful expenses. Yes. Beatle was clearly denying himself the idea that he was in the right. He was, let's say, punishing himself, since he believes that his father was in the right. He was an abuse victim, more on that later. Now, due to neglect, Miguel is sent to live with his aunt, a psychiatrist. His aunt observes that Miguel perceives and interacts with the world differently from most people. He thus had autism. His parents attempt to “correct” or normalize his behavior, fearing social consequences, though his aunt intervenes constantly. Now, the text states that he doesn't care much, but historically, Beatle Prime was actually a huge Mommy's boy. Huge one. I KNEW 'im, so... Well uh... His father later enters politics but still continues with his extravagant expenses. Yes. Proof? Well, Beatle actually hated his father. I knew 'im. I knew he did. And he never said it, but an abused fella like me could always tell.
Miguel’s younger sibling is born with autism and receives parental support and attention. Miguel is largely overlooked in comparison, despite also having autism. Yes. Kariel Ibarra, his younger brother, had autism, but because Miguel functioned "better", he was treated with more pressure. Miguel and Kariel both had savantism, but the Ibarra family merely studied Savantism in their intelligence spectrum, rather than actually seeing their skills. Now, in high school, Miguel experiences bullying, including from a former friend named Tyrone Tierrez. Actually, Tyrone Bernardo. Tierrez was his neighbor. Huge discrepency right there. After a physical altercation with Tyrone triggered by mockery of his insecurities, Miguel’s early academic promise fades. Well, yeah... But actualy, he never wanted to be a lawyer nor a politician. He explicitely said so. He eventually became depressed and increasingly isolated 'cuz of that!
Miguel meets Anne Anastasia in the 2020s. Anne enters a relationship with Tyrone instead, and Miguel was left heartbroken. Actually, well, Anna was a good friend, if not, best friend of his. You could tell with how Beatle and Sabbath interact, but she seems oddly resentful by something. It could be their past, but it feels... heavier... Miguel experiences further rejection and self-doubt, culminating in the belief that he will remain permanently alone.
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An adult Miguel, now known as Beatle Saint King, lives in the Messianic Ice Age. He is accompanied by Billy Wisdom and Gabrielle, his biological daughter to Sabbath. Beatle is part of the Starcross Crusaders, incorrectly attirbuted as the Crusaders of Christ in the scripture, which includes Black Sabbath (Anne Anastasia), Green Day, Panthera, and Led Zeppelin. Beatle maintains a camp, cooks traditional Filipino food, and mentors Billy and Gabrielle. And this "camp"? It's actually a giant fuckin' fortress, in the Capital, which is Baguio City in their world. Or Burnham, as they call it now.
Back in the past, Anne Anastasia visits Beatle and shows him evidence that President Dingdong Narciso plans to sell parts of the Philippines to foreign powers (implied United States). Beatle keeps the file secret from Aurora Fernandez, his partner, because of relationship problems, and actually, he began suspecting that Aurora might have nefarious plans due to those relationship problems of jealousy and envy between the two. Kind of a Eve and Lilith kinda situation there...
Aurora discovers the file and confronts Beatle. Aurora perceives Beatle’s interaction with Anne as betrayal, because they did in fact emotionally cheat on Aurora. Sucks for Aurora. Aurora destroys a star plushie given to Beatle by Anne years earlier. Aurora ends the relationship and leaves. Well, here's the thing. There is a file that supports a theory here. Yeah. Here's one that details how she killed an entire group of Americans for revenge in her later years. She stated that they were sent by Narciso to kill her entire family. Scripture mentions she has no fam. Yeah, uh... She did. Narciso was implied to have 'em killed.
Beatle, Anne, Tyrone, Jed, and Chris are imprisoned by Narciso’s forces, accused of stealing an ancient artifact (the Spear of Destiny / Cain Marker). Judas Iscariot (an apparition) appears, explains the artifact’s significance, and grants the group access to ancient weapons/powers, which is actually just a metaphor that the group found a Splooge Factory. Yep. Splooge Factory. Aurora wasn't the first maker, yeah? The group escapes and discovers the Neo-Katipunan Army (NKA), composed of cloned variants of Miguel (Dumwayz Today, Mars, Goo Goo Dolls). Aurora joins the NKA, a rebellious group, and assumes leadership, declaring open rebellion against Narciso and the existing order. Aurora begins a violent campaign, killing soldiers and destroying infrastructure. Then after all that, Beatle confronts Aurora during her assault on Malaca?ang Palace. Aurora crucifies Beatle using Narciso’s eskrima sticks. Aurora then stabs Beatle through the heart with her trident. Beatle falls from a great height, likely Hyatt Tower, THE TALLEST TOWER IN MANILA, while expressing love for Aurora. Aurora continues her rampage, declaring herself the new ruler.
Now, how come Beatle would act like this? Support the very things that happened...? Well... Here are my thoughts.
Beatle is an unreliable narrator due to C-PTSD. Beatle, younger, was a victim of abuse.
The story was written by those who witnessed and survived the war, and wanted to write Beatle as something Godly while also holding resentment towards him.
Others merely wanted to write Beatle as a god and demonify those against Beatle.
-Fred Persuvius
