The First Volume The Protectress and Her Three Husbands and Four Guardians Chapter 1 Dying in Someone Else's Place

  What does it feel like to fall from the sky?

  Now I can tell you that it was a very disgusting feeling. All of my internal organs felt like they were going to come out of my stomach.

  I'm just floating in the air like this, and I'm also surprised by my own calmness and composure. In the process of falling, I thought of many, many things that happened in the past. Past events floated before my eyes like a movie, very calmly, making me feel that whether I exist or not in this world is unimportant, and has no impact on the Earth's rotation and revolution, as well as global warming, the current financial crisis, oil problems... Ah, got off track, got off track.

  Anyway, I am just an extremely ordinary person, day after day, flying back and forth in a monotonous manner, repeating the same work, repeating to the point of almost forgetting time, forgetting space, forgetting the value of my own existence, even filling with doubts about this world, whether I am a member of this world or not.

  After some thought, the most natural thing I did this year is that my boyfriend ran with his own little sister.

  But please don't misunderstand, this is not the reason I fell. Although I'm a total waste, I'm more afraid of death. As for the reason of the fall, I'm considering whether to celebrate or not? Because I was on the plane with a national leader from country X.

  But that guy was blown to death, and I was blasted out in a bloody manner, without a single hair harmed. Who can be as lucky as me these days? For example, hitting a shot while airborne?

  Look! Airplane!

  Unfortunately, it's very far away.

  Below me is a vast expanse of blue water, many times I imagined myself falling, feared and worried, but when it finally came, I became calm, perhaps I wouldn't die if I fell?

  Hmph... This is almost less than or equal to zero.

  But unexpectedly, a miracle happened. I think I'm blessed by the goddess of fortune. When I fell into the water, I heard a clear "splash" sound, but I didn't feel any pain. On the contrary, a warm current flowed into my body. I opened my eyes in surprise, only to see blurry and murky water.

  Strange, it was clearly seawater just now, how did it turn into a hot spring?

  That warm temperature and milky white water quality are obviously hot springs.

  And I'm still alive!

  Listen!

  Thump! Thump! That's the sound of my heartbeat.

  Breathe.

  A mouthful of water, hot and tasty, with a hint of sweetness.

  Dream on! This is absolutely a dream! From the explosion onwards, it's all been a dream! I must have dozed off in the cockpit, haha, definitely!

  I'm going crazy, has anyone told me what the hell happened?!

  Suddenly, a dark shadow flashed before my eyes, it's a person! Absolutely a person! Hope rose in my heart, I didn't want to admit that thing wearing something, really, this absolutely can't happen to me, maybe I really fell down and didn't die?

  That person swam towards me, the sunlight shining into the water, bringing out his blurry black figure. He must be a lifeguard, he must be! Look, he's stretching out his hand, lifeguard! I love you!

  The lifeguard swam over, his hand missed mine, he grabbed my neck and used force, what's going on!!!!

  Is he afraid that I will drag him down? When saving a life, the drowning person is often not honest, always opening his mouth and waving his claws, so the lifeguard gives him a hard punch and knocks him out directly.

  But I won't be dishonest, lifeguard, don't choke me, I can't hold my breath anymore, no way, not enough oxygen, it's over...

  Suddenly, the lifeguard's hand reached into my chest, oh my god! What is going on again?!

  Chinglish: Can somebody open it?

  There's an extra hand in my body, ravaging everywhere, I'm struggling, what the hell kind of lifeguard are you?! Even if you're a robber, you wouldn't rob people in the water, do you have enough oxygen?!

  Something floated across my face, itchy, it's hair! The man in front of me has a head full of long hair! Good heavens, could he be the water ghost?!! I must be dreaming, I must be dreaming.

  Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva, when practicing deeply the Prajna Paramita, saw that all five skandhas are empty... Shariputra, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form, form is exactly emptiness, emptiness is exactly form... Gone, gone, gone beyond, gone completely beyond!

  "Huh? What's scratching my hand again? I subconsciously grabbed it, and it was a wheat ear. I pulled it off immediately, and it seemed to be a jade pendant. The man was busy molesting me and didn't notice at all. Even if I die, I will remember you!"

  Just then, the man's hands stopped, it worked! It really worked! Uh... He seemed to be looking for something? He took out something from my arms, perhaps because of surprise, he let go of my neck and held that thing with both hands, stroking it over and over again. I didn't have time to see what it was, who would want to be with this pervert anyway.

  So I ran away with all my might!

  It's already a miracle to emerge unscathed from the plane explosion, and it's another miracle to fall into the water without getting hurt. I, Su Qingya, won't let this miracle die in front of me at the hands of this scoundrel!

  Thanks to my swimming coach, oh, he seemed like a pretty handsome young man, unfortunately I was only eight years old at that time, otherwise I would have fallen in love with him!

  I swim! I swim and swim!

  Suddenly, something hit me in the back of the heart, and that huge force pushed me out of the hot spring at once.

  "Pffft!" I spat out a mouthful of water, and my heart was scorching with pain!

  It hurts so much. Like flames burning all over my body.

  "Cough...cough...cough!" Each cough made me dizzy with pain. Strange, why is the water in front of me red? Wait a minute, this seems to be...what I spat out!

  Damn it! He actually made me spit blood!

  "Shameless wretch! Hand over the Lustrous Treasure Mirror at once!"

  "Hand it over quickly!"

  What? I looked dazedly towards the source of the sound, within my line of sight was a snowy white, fluttering white clothes, and flying black hair, who? A god?

  "Hurry up and hand it over! We've been waiting for you for a long time!"

  Waiting for whom? Me?

  With great effort, I managed to see clearly the people in white clothes in front of me and couldn't help but exclaim, how beautiful!

  Is it a woman?

  Still a man?

  Or is it a shemale?

  No matter what they are, they are all beautiful beyond human!

  "Hand over the Lianyung Treasure Mirror quickly!"

  I can tell by the sound, it's a woman.

  "Surrender and I'll spare your life!"

  This is a man's voice.

  I didn't know why for a moment I couldn't tell whether they were male or female, perhaps because they were all so beautiful that it made my eyes dizzy.

  Are you still dreaming? Why are these people in white wearing ancient costumes? It seems like they're wearing Taoist robes. Is the Linglong Treasure Mirror they mentioned the thing that man just snatched away?

  A sharp pain in my chest made my vision blur again, I struggled to climb ashore, a suffocating feeling in my chest, and another mouthful of blood: "I, I, I... that thing was stolen by someone." I saw my own hands propping myself up on the ground, my heart racing immediately!

  This is not one's own hand!

  Short and stubby fingers, round and plump palms. I used to be slender, not short-fingered! Good heavens! It seems like I've shrunk! My flight attendant figure! My flight attendant height! What's going on? How...huh? Why am I wearing a nightgown?!

  "Hand over the Linglong Treasure Mirror!" A sword suddenly appeared at my chest, I was stunned, no way, could it be? It really is!

  "Ah———"

  My scream echoed through the valley, did I really cross over? Oh my god! I don't want to die just after crossing over - what kind of crappy body is this? Why are so many people chasing her, and she's not even fully developed yet? Heaven, aren't you playing a trick on me? By the way, I didn't skimp on incense money this year either, how could you let me almost die and then come here to continue dying?

  Want to cry, can't cry. The people around me are also very strange. Originally surrounding me, they retreated one meter away, sat cross-legged on the ground, and closed their eyes to meditate.

  What are they doing? Whatever it is, if not now, when?

  Run!

  "Bastard! It's actually not Lion's Roar Skill!" Someone's angry voice came from behind, and I hadn't even walked far yet.

  "How detestable!" Another one.

  It's all over, I feel suffocated in the chest, my legs are weak, and I'm sweating all over... this is Qi deficiency... no, no, why did I think of that XX nutrition product slogan?

  "Drink the toast or drink a penalty!" A voice was right next to me, I turned around and saw a palm slapping towards me.

  "Bang!"

  "Ah!"

  It's bad, it seems like the shrimp thing is broken.

  I stood there in a daze, with blood continuously gushing out of my mouth. What's the point of this? It seems that I've done another thing that was meant to be: die for someone else.

  "Hand it over!" The man who hit me grabbed my collar, I struggled to stay awake and recognize his face, damn it, they all look alike!

  "Search him!" The man pushed me and I fell to the ground. A person who seemed to be a woman came over, felt me all over from top to bottom, then again from bottom to top: "Strange? Impossible?"

  "It's impossible for you!" I almost shouted out with my last strength, "I told you it was robbed!"

  "Liar!"

  "Bring her back for questioning!"

  "Yes!"

  Very confusing, I feel like someone has set me up.

  "Who threw the hidden weapon!" Someone suddenly cried out in surprise.

  "Who?"

  "Come out!"

  "Ah!" was the shrill cry of the woman beside me, she fell down, I hadn't fallen yet, but she fell forward.

  "Qiu Yue, take your wife and leave first!" someone whispered in my ear.

  "Alright! Chu Yue, Hou Xian, be careful." Another man said in a low voice, his tone was very hoarse and the scene was very blurry. My vision began to black out, I felt someone pick me up, who was it?

  It hurts......my shoulder......it really hurts......