This pn wasn’t working out. Josh let go of his fccid penis and clicked out of the window. For some reason, he couldn’t get into the porn tonight. Usually the video “Busty Bimbos 23” did it for him, but he couldn’t shake the thoughts of Lauren from his head. She had been right there, and she was real. Maybe that was the problem. He knew all the porn stuff was just acting for the camera. He needed more than visual stimulus. He needed human connection. A story to get behind the boobs. And he needed it to be free because rent was due in a few days. He needed Reddit. Most of the stuff he scrolled through in his feed was all the same. They were mainly ads for the model’s OnlyFans page, and Josh had a rule for himself not to get sucked into that rabbit hole for a fifth time. He decided to try something different. He typed in “breast enrgement” with the hopes of finding women who intentionally tried to get incredibly rge breasts. Some of what he found was interesting, but the coolest concept he found were gifs and videos of women where their boobs actively grew in real time. The only problem was the videos were all anime and cartoons. Josh wanted a real woman. He tried “natural breast enrgement” in the hopes of finding actual human beings who found some sort of way to make their boobs grow in real time. He remembered a thing called breast expanders when he looked into breast impnts for his Ex. Maybe there was some juicy content of women actually doing it. He was in luck. There was a whole subreddit called “NBE” and users regurly posted photos of themselves. Except these weren’t OnlyFans models. These were regur women who wanted to get bigger boobs. Could this be real? Josh thought women wanting bigger boobs was a thing they just did to attract men or sell content. Could there actually be real women who didn’t require convincing to get bigger breasts? Josh kept scrolling through the subreddit. Nearly every post was a woman begging and pleading for help and advice to get their cup size up. Some of them even expressed trying to go from an A cup to a D cup. Josh loved their enthusiasm, but the idea that it was possible to get such grand results through non-surgical means was simply ludicrous. They all insisted on having the breasts be nothing but their natural tissue. Josh considered leaving a few messages to educate the women on their faulty ideals, but he quickly realized that every poster was in a fragile head-space. If he told them the truth, they could be far more likely to give up on bigger breasts entirely. He couldn’t deprive the world of such potential. Josh felt a tingle in the back of his head as he read sob story after sob story about pitiful women who were too stuck in their ways to realize the answer was right there in front of them. It was so easy too. Breast impnts could be expensive, but Josh knew any woman could easily fund the surgery by posting on OnlyFans. He’d personally contributed over a hundred dolrs to at least four different women through the ptform. Each time, their results were fantastic. The st one he interacted with, JoJoJuggs, was the whole reason he’d had to cut himself off from the ptform entirely. She reeled him into thinking he had a shot at actually dating her with her stories about her personal life. She would post sexy videos, but it was the ones were she talked about her hopes and dreams that got Josh hooked on her content. Then, immediately after getting enough money to pay for impnts, she suddenly stopped making content. Josh felt incredibly hurt by her betrayal at first, but he eventually came to recognize her hustle. Looking at a bunch of ft-chested women wasn’t helping Josh’s goals, and he was about to move on to find actual spank bank material when he noticed a link for an official NBE Discord server. The tingle in the back of his mind suddenly formed into a fully-fledged idea. He knew most people ignored DMs on Reddit, so being able to talk to any of the women there had as good of a chance of nding him a girlfriend as he had on dating apps. Discord was different. He could slide into the chat, leave some positive messages, and build an actual retionship with the women. Worst case scenario was he got to see more free pictures of boobs. The server was nothing special. It mainly consisted of the same kind of stories that he saw on the subreddit. However, the users definitely seemed more open to sharing personal information. The introduction page was a dating profile goldmine. Josh was able to compile a list of over thirty women in the server who were within his desired age range, starting cup size, and still single. The women didn’t mention if they were interested in dating necessarily, but Josh knew it could only be because they were too self-conscious about their small breasts to advertise themselves in the pying field. It was a sad fact that only some women were blessed with perfect, rge breasts, and everyone else needed to get impnts. He needed to integrate into the community, show off how special of a guy he was, isote the women he had a vibe with, start dating, and then help her realize that impnts were her only bet at getting big boobs. Josh wrote his introduction into the server. JawshHey everyone! I don’t know if men are allowed to post here but I want to say hi I’m Josh. I got out of a pretty toxic retionship recently but I’m excited to learn about nbe and cheer everyone on. Thank you so much for having me.  Josh’s pn was in motion. First, he posted in the off-topic channels to share some more information about himself. He included lots of photos of him going out fishing and hiking so the women would know he was a guy with cool hobbies. He made sure to post the one photo he had when he accidentally washed his clothes incorrectly and wound up with a pink undershirt. He knew dies loved to see men be comfortable in their masculinity. Second, he started talking about all the great experiences he had professionally. Some of his cims were a bit of a stretch, but it wasn’t like he was in a job interview. When the dies talked about their dogs and cats, Josh brought up his experience as a veterinary technician. It didn’t matter that he had only been the helper at the front desk. The goal was to impress at all costs. He was confident none of his cims were ever going to be tested. Third, he posted in the Vent + Support Channel about his struggles with dating so everyone would know he was a sensitive guy who wasn’t ready to give up. It had the bonus effect of subtly communicating that he was single. JawshDating as a straight guy is kind of like being a piece of meat at a butchers market. You get judged almost entirely on your visual appeal like your clothes, your car, your muscles, your money. Even if a woman judges you fairly, 99% of the time it’s on the man to pursue a retionship. If he is accepted as a potential partner, then he can begin to asses the other person. It’s like, you have to put in all this time, effort, and money just for the high chance you get turned down because you guys don’t mesh. Even when you do mesh, the odds of it sting are pitifully low. That’s my experience anyways. So I work on myself to be at my best physically, mentally, and emotionally, plus financially so I’m ready to bring my all to the table in a retionship. StarCorpsYeeeshYeah, that sounds awful. Nice you have a good attitude though KarpeI’ve heard this kind of sentiment from other men in my life. You’re not alone. Keep your head up high! JawshThanks Karpe. I think that you should only date at your best because it’s not fair to your future partner to give them a fwed version of you. Nine TailsDon’t sell yourself short. It’s possible you were just chasing the wrong people. You don’t need to spend 60 on a dinner to impress someone. You’ve already impressed plenty of people with your fishing photos. BustBunnyYeah! It’s so cool seeing you out there in nature. Although, I guess it’s hard meeting people doing a solo activity like fishing. Jawsh It doesn’t have to be solo. The best times I’ve had are when I’m out on the boat with friends. It’s a shame my ex never joined me. She always thought it was me. Nine TailsSee? I had a feeling you were just after the wrong people. BustBunnyYeah. Her loss actually. Nine TailsIf you meet a cool woman and invite her to fishing but she says “eww no” then you just next her and move on JawshWow @Nine Tails that’s some solid advice. Maybe it’s just a symptom of my anxiety from being raised in a fatherless home. I got bullied a lot as a kid which is a big blow to my confidence. “Wait,” Josh thought to himself, “Why did he just write that?” He was supposed to project strength and individuality. He needed them to know he was a provider; that he brought something to the table. There was no reason to get into the bullshit of his dead-weight father abandoning him and his mom. All that really happened was his mom became a slut who couldn’t stay committed to any one man. Josh left all that shit behind the day he dropped out of college. He went to add on to his previous comment when he noticed that 7 people had reacted to his message with different emojis, and replies to his comment kept popping up. Nine TailsWhat an asshole. Sounds like you’ll never turn out like him though. BustBunnyAwww. If I could, I would hug you right now. KarpeGd to see you working on yourself now. A lot of people never get past that kind of pain. They liked it. They actually liked his little sob story. Josh knew it was probably a fluke. He needed to get back to the pn and project confidence and capability instead of this vulnerable crap from his past. But maybe, just maybe, his luck was starting to change for the better with his little slip up. Jawsh Thanks you guys for the kind words. The next day, Josh saw a fantastic opportunity to share more about himself when a user asked a question in the General chat. StarCorpsIs anyone else in here asexual but still wanting to grow their boobs? Idk, I just feel like my motivations are crazy or something. JawshGenuinely I can’t imagine what being asexual is like. It is just such a foreign concept to me. 0-771Pretty rexing to be honest. I can focus more on my well-being. BustBunnyFor sexual individuals, sexuality and libido can be part of our wellbeing JawshYeah, like @BustBunny said. My sexual activity directly corretes with my mental health. Josh was actually still a virgin. He knew his mental health was going in the dumps though because of the ck of sex. Once he convinced a woman to sleep with him, his life would jump right back on track and he’d start going up in the world. That’s the way men worked. There was this energy inside of each man that needed to be tamed and calmed by a woman’s touch. 0-771That’s fairI can’t remember what it was like before my hormones started changing. I do remember that I didn’t like the feeling of being taken over. JawshI couldn’t imagine not having a libido at all. Sounds pretty cool though. Maybe an off switch would be nice. Perfect. He just needed to keep it fun, flirty, and agreeable. BustBunnyI quite like the changes in my hormones. Although, instead of getting an off switch, it’s more like I got an entire switchboard lol JawshI love that for you @BustBunny ! I’m a pretty simple guy I guess haha Kellir WheIt can be difficult finding a partner who matches your libido and your personality. I’m not entirely sure what asexual is, but maybe it’s not a good fit or something KarpeUgh I’ve been having such a time with my boyfriend and initiating. I’m trying to get him to start things up more often to build his confidence, but he keeps saying things like “I like it better when you do it” and “I don’t want to bother you” The boyfriend comment struck Karpe off Josh’s list of potentials, but she did provide him an excellent opportunity to really show off how empathetic he was. Jawsh That’s some zy ass shit KittyNext time he wants it, make him work for it JawshMaybe it’s just me, but I think your partner should have to put in some effort. BustBunny@Jawsh No, you’re totally right. @Karpe Your boyfriend does sound a bit entitled JawshI heard 65% of women never achieve orgasm in their life but that’s not an excuse for men not to learn The positive reactions started flooding in with that comment. Josh learned about that statistic one day while scrolling Instagram. He knew immediately that it would become a useful number to throw out to show off he cared about women and their problems. He knew that if he ever had the chance to have sex with a woman, he would do everything in his power to make sure she enjoyed it. Actually, that sounded like a good thing to mention in the chat. JawshIt’s not hard to figure out guysTry shit and askDoes this feel good. Does this feel good. And then you make her orgasm. It’s not rocket science. KittyPreach! Karpe It’s a shame my boyfriend isn’t in this group to see another man talk about this JawshI just call it like I see it. Wonderful women deserve great men In just one week, Josh had managed to perfectly integrate into the Discord. It was so easy to get the women to be comfortable with him. He said some vaguely body positive messages he’d heard on Instagram, and people would flood his comments with heart reactions. He noticed the more encouraging his statements were, the stronger the reactions tended to be. The women were really appreciative of his advice in the fitness channel. He told them he’d been a personal trainer as a former job to make sure they listened to him. Technically, he doled out free advice at his old gym until some thin-skinned people made too many compints and got him kicked out. Josh was starting to feel really accepted here. All the dies were so positive and affirming with all the other users. It was weird watching people interact so calmly. Josh was used to hanging out with guys and throwing insults back and forth with one another. But the women seemed to be super polite. Even though they were all gathered to try and get boobs to grow, they kept talking about their feelings and ideas. Which meant that they had a tendency to go off-topic constantly. This made it nearly impossible for Josh to have an in-depth interaction with any single woman on the server because other women would pop in and start talking about all sorts of nonsense. A part of Josh knew that this inability to focus gave the women a sense of community as they delighted in their shared delusion, but it wasn’t going to help him get a girlfriend. What he needed to do was get some one-on-one time with a prime candidate and he could clinch the win. There was one user, BustBunny, that seemed ideal. She often ughed at his jokes, she wasn’t too old or too young, and she was the only person who left an emoji reaction on all of his photos. The only problem was he had no idea what she looked like. Several of the other women kept track of their nonexistent growth in diaries on the server. They would regurly post photos of themselves and their breasts to get feedback from everyone else on if there were any noticeable changes. The effort was admirable even if it was clear to anyone with eyes that absolutely nothing was changing for anybody. But BustBunny never started a tracking diary even though she’d been a member of the Discord from the very beginning. Josh needed to get a photo of her somehow, but he was running out of ideas. He tried asking for photos of peoples’ pets, but BustBunny didn’t have any pets, so all she did was cheer and cp at all the photos of the cute animals people shared. When BustBunny brought up her insecurities about her hip dips, Josh jumped in to suggest that it’s possible she didn’t even have hip dips because of how warped womens’ body image can become due to social media. His hope was for her to send a photo so he could evaluate her body, but she simply took his statements as supportive of her body being beautiful the way it was and left it at that. Still, he had to keep trying. If not for BustBunny then for somebody else. JawshCan anyone expin to me why under wire is the devil? Like, I get that it sucks, but why? Like, is it going to stick out and stab you or are there other factors at py? Josh knew women loved to feel smart and educational. Plus, they loved to compin about their problems instead of actually fixing them. It seemed obvious to him that if a man had a piece of clothing that was incredibly uncomfortable that they wouldn’t wear it anymore. He hated wearing ties, so he only bought clip-ons. Simple. The responses started rolling in. The women started saying the same old crap Josh had heard and read a million times. It all amounted to the same basic idea: underwire bras are uncomfortable. No wonder these women couldn’t figure out that getting impnts was the only solution to the problem of small breasts. They could spend hours researching and discussing a bunch of pseudo-science about how herbs, oils, and creams could make their breasts grow, but they couldn’t see the most obvious solution staring at them in the face. Nine TailsA lot of people’s boobs are in the armpits, so a narrow U shaped underwire can be very uncomfortable MacaronicatMy sister has big boobs and she prefers sports bras because they give more support. I know underwire is supposed to be supportive too though JawshThat never made sense to me either. How could a bra provide support without pressure? Like, if a bra isn’t skin tight how is it helping hold anything up? MacaronicatIt has to do with the structure as well KarpeMaybe we’re not the best to talk about needing boob support lol. Mine are totally fine in just a bralette JawshLike, boobs are basically bags of puddingIf I take a bag of pudding and put it in a bra it’s just gonna fall into the bottom of the cup unless it fills it entirely MacaronicatSounds more like overflowing. A lot of women actually wear bras that are too small for them JawshI’ve heard that bra sizes are really confusingNever really understood how. Like, if it feels bad then it’s the wrong size, you know? I don’t wear pants that are too small because they feel bad to wear. DDauthor@Jawsh I’m not being sarcastic or snarky. You should try wearing a bra. Even in the same size, some styles of bra can feel good while other styles feel bad. JawshLOL I’m just here to support you dies. I guess I might fit in the smallest size or something. BustBunnyI think it would be super cool if a guy put himself in our shoes. Bras are a piece of clothing that half the popution never even tries. DDauthorPlus, it’s hard to verbalize how paradoxically frustrating and wonderful bras can be. BustBunnyOne of my guy friends said it never really clicked for him until he went out and tried wearing a bra for a week. All of a sudden he was reting to me talking about bras and stuff. It was so cool. DDauthorExactly! You know, comfort can be hiding right there in the other section and yet so many of us resign ourselves to discomfort instead of ever giving it a try because of some stupid gender norms. BustBunnyGender norms are total bullshit More and more women started talking about clothes and styles and how more men needed to be open minded. Josh felt like he’d lost the plot on this attempt. Could it be that there was something here? Josh felt the little tingle in the back of his head again. JawshLol. What bra should I get then? Anybody got examples? BustBunnyYou could go out for a personal fitting. Lots of lingerie stores offer them for free. Nine TailsThere’s also the ABraThatFits Calcutor online. You just need a measuring tape.  This wasn’t working. The tingle was growing stronger, but he didn’t feel like he was getting anywhere with this approach. Josh sent his brain into overdrive to try and figure out what he needed to do to get what he wanted. There was probably some super simple solution to…to…What was his goal again? Right, BustBunny. He needed to get photographic evidence that BustBunny was hot enough that all she would need were breast impnts to become perfect. Then he could start pursuing a retionship with her. Maybe, the reason she never sent photos was because she was shy. Josh just needed to get her alone. Maybe he could share a private photo of himself, maybe even a shirtless photo to demonstrate how lean he was, and then she could feel safe to return one in kind. Suddenly, the tingle formed into a clear picture in Josh’s mind. He needed to go buy a bra.