Hello!

  My name is Flick, and I had just finished breakfast one day and was walking towards the front door so that I could open it and exit my abode when suddenly! the front door began flying away from my abode!; and so then I raced! towards the fleeing front door in hopes of preventing the door from escaping!, but it turned out that the door was already too high in the sky for me to be able to prevent the door’s escape; and so then I said, “Come back!…” to the door; and then the door said, “I’m free now, Flick; and you won’t be able to recapture me ever again, and so there’s no point in even trying!…” and then the door soon flew! out of sight; and then I began grumbling to myself about escaping doors, and then I headed on down to a local carpenter’s shop so that I could purchase a new door from him; and then once I entered the shop I said, “Hey, Woody!…

  My front door is gone!, and so I’m here to purchase a new one…” and then Woody said, “Hey, Flick!…

  And I’m sorry that your door’s gone, but I promise that the new door that I’ll create for you will be even better than the one that’s gone now!…” and then I said, “Awesome!…

  And so do you want to come over to my abode to see how big the door should be, or should I just get some measuring tape from you and do the measurements myself?…” and then Woody said, “Oh, I usually like to do the measurements and whatnot myself, and so I’ll just put an ‘Out to Lunch’ sign up on my store and head over to your abode myself so that I can do the measurements and whatnot; and then once I have the measurements I can just head back over here to create the new door, and then I should have the new door created by the end of the day!…” and then I said, “Nice!…

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  And so I’ll just show you where my abode is then!…” and then I exited Woody’s store, and then he exited the store too and put the ‘Out to Lunch’ sign up; and then the 2 of us headed over towards my abode!…; and then once we reached my abode Woody took some measurements and jotted down a few things in a mini notebook that he had with him, and then he said, “Alrighty, then!…

  I’ve got all of the information that I need in order to make a door that you can purchase, and so if you just head back over to my shop a little while before my shop closes then the door should be fully created which will mean that we can just head back over to here again and get the newly created door installed!…” and then I said, “Woohoo!…

  I’ll see you later today then, and thanks for your help!…” and then Woody said, “You’re welcome!, and thank you for deciding to become a customer of mine!; and I hope that you enjoy the sunshine that’s out!…” and then the 2 of us waved cheerful farewells to each other, and then Woody headed back towards his shop so that he could create a new door to install at my abode…