"ERO Dungeon... the name alone already gives me a bad feeling."
[FLOOR 1: The Viscous Ground]
[MONSTERS: Slimes]
[REWARD: +20 ERO points per slime defeated / +100 ERO points for being defeated]
"Five times more points for getting defeated?! Something tells me I definitely can't lose... But I've heard about slimes, they're supposed to be beginner enemies... And those twenty points per slime, without having to do perverted stuff, are really tempting..."
Hiromi crossed her arms and closed her eyes, thinking for a few moments. It didn't take long for her to make a decision.
"The sooner I can gather the points, the better, and as long as I don't lose, I can avoid the perverted stuff!" she exclaimed, then raised her fist to the sky. "Tomorrow, first thing in the morning, the adventure begins!"
***
There was a tavern not too far from where Hiromi was staying, another of Ruby's recommendations.
"Wow! The coffee is really good! I don't know if all taverns double as cafes during the day, but I can't complain..."
She took another sip of her coffee and bit into a piece of bread with butter and honey she'd ordered.
"The coffee is two dariens, the bread is three dariens, and the inn costs me twenty dariens a night. Considering that a hundred dariens make a dario... the hundred ERO points I exchanged turned into ten thousand dariens."
Hiromi took another sip of her coffee.
"Now I get the people who do this kind of pervy stuff for a living, it's really lucrative..."
She brought the bread to her mouth again, and as she chewed, her cheeks started to turn red.
"But still, it's so embarrassing... uuuuuuu... I don't want to flash my panties on the street anymore..."
!!
Hiromi covered her mouth with both hands. She still hadn't gotten over her habit of saying what she was thinking out loud.
Glancing around, her clear eyes met a pair of expressionless lilac ones.
It was the same girl with knee-length blonde hair she'd run into in the alley.
The blonde looked at her, closed her eyes, and lowered the goblet she was drinking from.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk," she clicked, shaking her head from side to side.
The blonde girl, with long legs and delicate features, stood up from her table and walked away, leaving Hiromi red all the way to her ears.
...
"Excuse me, miss..."
Hiromi, who had buried her face in her arms from sheer embarrassment, only lifted her head when she heard the waiter calling her.
"Sniff... y-yes?"
"By any chance, do you know where the customer who was sitting across from you went?" the waiter asked, pointing at the table where the blonde girl had been.
"That perfect girl who looked like a doll brought to life?"
"Yes, her."
"No... and I don't want to know..."
"Well, that's a problem... she left without paying the bill..."
On the recently vacated table, there were plate after plate of empty dishes.
Hiromi blinked a couple of times, stunned.
"How does all of that even fit in her?!... No! More importantly, how does she have the nerve to judge me?!"
***
"I would have liked to ask Ruby for dungeon advice, but she said she'd be out on an expedition. I don't think she'll be back until later this afternoon…"
Hiromi closed the door to her room. Now that she'd finished breakfast, it was time to head into that perversely named dungeon.
"I'm still not totally sold on the idea… but anything to get back home!"
[WARNING: By entering the ERO dungeon, the user accepts the risks and consequences of being defeated]
…
[Do you want to go to the ERO Dungeon? (FLOOR 1)]
[Yes] / [No]
…
"Yes…"
!!
Suddenly, a light wrapped around Hiromi, and she had to close her eyes to shield them from the glare.
…
"Is this a dungeon?"
When she opened them, she realized she was standing in a field of rolling green hills beneath a clear blue sky.
"This definitely doesn't look like a "Viscous Ground" either…"
[The user has a free weapon to choose from!]
"Seriously?! I was just wondering how I was supposed to defeat the monsters… wait…"
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[Dildo Sword (Pink)]
[Dildo Sword (Purple)]
[Dildo Sword (Black)]
"What kind of sword is that?! And I can only choose the color!"
[NOTICE: The user can also choose martial arts techniques!]
"I don't want to touch slimes with my hands…"
[The ERO System notes that the user is far too picky for someone receiving free help]
"Ugh, I can't argue with that… give me the pink sword…"
Right in front of Hiromi, the weapon began to materialize, and she reached out to take it.
…
In her hand was the object she'd seen in all sorts of shapes and sizes at the adult shop that had brought her to this world.
…
"This is just a dildo! What's sword-like about it?!"
Hiromi pressed the sword's switch, and it began vibrating violently in her hand.
…
[CLARIFICATION: Slimes are weak to vibrations. The Dildo Sword (Pink) is far more effective than a normal sword]
…
"Send me back to my room…"
***
Getting over her initial embarrassment and deciding to stay after all, Hiromi crouched on a small hill, watching a blue slime slowly moving through the grass in the distance.
"According to the ERO System, these monsters can jump on top of you. I need to get as close as possible without it noticing… I'll bet it only moves forward…"
Hiromi started creeping through the grass, trying to make as little noise as possible.
"I only went to watch the Kendo club once… but slimes are supposed to be beginner monsters. I can do this if I put my mind to it!"
The slime kept moving without reacting for a while, but eventually it seemed to notice it was being followed and turned around.
!!
But it was already too late for the slime, Hiromi was close enough.
I'm not a bad slime!
Apparently the slime had said something in its own language, but for her, since she didn't speak slime, it was just monster noise.
In a single thrust, Hiromi plunged her dild… sword into the gelatinous creature.
The sword vibrated inside the slime, and the creature started making strange, erotic noises.
"Wait… am I masturbating this slime?!"
After a few seconds of vibrations, the slime melted away, disappearing into the ground.
[+20 ERO points]
"I feel dirty…"
***
"This is number twenty!"
The moment Hiromi said it, the twentieth slime melted, undone by the sword's vibrations.
[+20 ERO points]
"With these, I should've gotten four hundred points. Plus what I had before, that leaves me with…"
[-----------------STATUS-------------]
[NAME: ------ Shirakiyo Hiromi]
[ALLURE: ----------------------250]
[TRAITS: ----Exhibitionist Lv.1]
[TITLES: ----------------------None]
[ERO POINTS: ----------------900]
"Phew, it's kind of tiring," she said, wiping a bit of sweat from her forehead, "but this ERO dungeon isn't so bad… as long as I convince myself I'm really attacking the slimes, and not doing the other thing…"
Hiromi looked around. Chasing slimes had brought her to a fairly large puddle on the ground, and as she looked at it, she realized she was pretty thirsty.
"It should be about time to head back… come to think of it, I've been here for a while, but the daylight hasn't changed at all."
She lifted her head and realized something important.
"There's no sun… so I really am inside a magic dungeon… Not that I actually know how magic works or anything. Better focus on finding one last slime, then I'll go back to my room."
Hiromi knew she shouldn't drink stagnant water, especially not inside a dungeon, so she started walking away.
!!
But a sound behind her caught her attention.
"The puddle… the puddle is rising!"
When she turned around, she saw the water lifting up into the air. Soon it began taking on a gelatinous consistency that was already far too familiar.
"It's a slime! A gigantic slime!"
The puddle, which was actually a colossal slime, started moving toward Hiromi like a predator closing in on its prey.
[Oozlord, the boss of FLOOR 1, has appeared!]
"Kyaaaaa! It's all gooey and gross!"
But Hiromi wasn't reading the ERO System messages.
The slime, on the other hand, seemed offended, because it sped up even more.
"Will my dild… sword even work against this thing?!"
Now that it was right in front of her, she could see clearly that the slime towered several meters high.
"Aaaaaagh! It's all or nothing!"
Hiromi shouted to steel herself and drove her sword into the colossal slime with all her strength.
…
Of course, it had no effect at all. To the slime, the sword was smaller than a needle is to a human.
The slime lunged at Hiromi, absorbing her completely.
***
"Let go of me! Let go of me, you disgusting creature!... What?! I can talk?"
The inside of the slime was unbelievably viscous and revolting to her, but for some reason she could speak and breathe without any trouble.
"Ugh!"
Even though some of its secretions ended up in her mouth...
"Wait! My clothes?!"
As any man of culture would have guessed, Hiromi's clothes started getting digested by the slime, and at an alarming speed.
"What are you doing to my clothes?! This slime is a pervert!"
The slime seemed to blush at those words and sped up its digestion.
"Kyaaaaa!"
Her skirt, blouse, and shoes had already disappeared completely. Only her underwear and her stockings were left.
"Why did my stockings last until the end?! I knew it! This slime really is a pervert!"
But her stockings, along with her bra and panties, began to disappear too.
No one could see her inside the slime, but on instinct Hiromi tried to cover her breasts with the hand holding her sword, while her left hand covered her crotch.
That was when she started feeling a kind of pressure against the hand protecting her most private place.
Looking more closely, she saw the slime had formed a sort of tentacle between her legs, and it was trying to push her hand aside.
"Kyaaaaaaa! Noooooooo!"
The slime kept pressing harder and harder against the hand she was using to protect the entrance to her private parts. Soon it would shove it aside by force.
"I can't complain… I accepted the conditions of being defeated when I came here… but I still don't waaaant it! I don't waaaant it! Nooooo! Not with this gooey, disgusting monster!"
If the slime had wanted to answer, it would have said Hiromi's face was just as gooey and disgusting from all the sobbing.
But the slime was a gentleman, and even if it could talk, it would have stayed quiet.
"Ouch!"
Just as the last traces of her clothes were dissolving, along with whatever was left of her hopes, she felt something hit her on the head.
"Is that...?!"
Hiromi recognized it at first glance. Near her was something round that didn't feel viscous like the rest of the slime. It was solid, like an actual organ.
If she aimed her dild… sword at that organ, slimes tended to melt a lot faster. She'd seen it before with the smaller ones.
"The slime's core! Definitely not a sex organ, it's the core!"
Making an excuse to herself, Hiromi used the last of her strength, brought her sword hand closer to the organ (core?), and made it vibrate.
If someone had seen the spectacle from outside, they would have noticed a gigantic human-like face full of bliss forming on the slime.
Not only that, the moan of pleasure it let out could have been heard for miles.
"The attack on the core is working! The attack ON THE CORE!" Hiromi shouted, repeating the important part.
***
"Hiromi! How's everything going? Are you getting used to the city yet?"
…
"Looks like she's not here…"
Ruby found the door open and stepped into the room Hiromi was staying in, but when she saw it was empty, she turned to leave.
!!
Then a small, glowing blue dot caught her attention.
"What's that?! It's getting bigger and bigger!"
The dot began to expand until it formed a portal in the ceiling.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaa!"
THUD!
A naked Hiromi suddenly fell out of the portal.
[Oozlord has been defeated!]
[+400 ERO points]
Hiromi was still pretty gooey from Oozlord's secretions and her own tears, so she wiped her face before trying to open her eyes.
When she finally managed it, she found Ruby's slack-jawed face right between her fully spread legs.
[Exhibitionist Lv. 2 acquired!]
[Effect: +100 Allure]
"Noooooooooo!"
