The Sun hadn’t come up yet, but Stu and the girls were on their way to the secret meeting pce Tom had told him about. He screamed in the car, “Whoo hoo! I can’t believe we are going after D.. D.. D.. Um, Big titty girl and her god! I’m going to enjoy giving them what they have coming!” Chaos looked at him annoyed from the passenger seat. He smiled at her and pushed the gas pedal down further making her even more uncomfortable.

  The only person in the car that was comfortable was Stu as he sped down the road on his way to meet the cats. Prosperity was hanging onto the seat in front of her saying, “This reminds me of the first time I rode a train; right after they were invented, it was just like this..” She closed her eye and held on tightly.

  Miracle said, “You should have gone with me on the Mayflower, it was simir to this when we caught the trade winds. The seas were rough that day..” Stu ughed knowing he could never rete, but he could go faster. They arrived at the location somewhere in the forest outside of town.

  Pulling onto a back road he drove a little further until his headlights reflected off some eyes in the distance. Pulling over and parking they exited the car. Tom and Marrow walked over greeting them. Stu asked, “Are we going to kick some ass today or what guys? I feel really good about this today!”

  Marrow looked at Tom saying, “He is unusually perky this morning. Think we should tell him what his mission is today?”

  Tom grinned at Stu asking, “Are you really ready for your mission?”

  Stu was vibrating with excitement as he said, “Fucking tell me please!” Hopping on the hood of the car Tom motioned for Stu to lean down. As he did Tom whispered into his ear. He jumped back in surprise yelling, “What! Really? And I can’t say anything at all about it?” Tom and Marrow nodded. Stu looked back at the girls as they looked at him worriedly. He sighed asking, “It’s the only way? You’re sure about this?”

  Tom spoke in a serious tone saying, “Absolutely, this is the only way. Will you do it?”

  Stu faked a smile at the girls saying, “If it’s the only way, I guess..”

  Marrow said, “Good luck to you then Steward, and remember that you must say it exactly like we told you to. We’ll wait here in case you need anything or when you make it back.” Stu started walking down the dirt road by himself.

  Miracle waited until he was out of sight before asking, “Why did you have all of us come out if he was going by himself?”

  Chaos asked, “Is this a dangerous mission?”

  Tom snickered and Marrow started full on ughing. Tom said, “We told him to go have sex with Deception...” A rock hit Tom out of nowhere. He flew off the hood of the car with nothing more than a meow.

  Marrow instantly stopped ughing and looked at an angry Chaos saying, “Now, it’s not what you think.. Just calm down, we know he isn’t going to have sex with...” Another rock knocked Marrow off the car.

  Miracle looked at Prosperity asking, “Really? Was that necessary?”

  Prosperity looked confused saying, “Well, it’s not fair! Chaos got to do it, and it looked fun..”

  Tom managed to make it back up on the hood of the car a little dazed but fine. He said, “Like we were trying to say before the meteor shower started. He is the distraction and we want you to back him up.”

  Marrow made it back up to the car hood as well saying, “We don’t anticipate he will need help though. He is finally learning how to control his power. The worst-case scenario is we need one of you gods to get captured. That should be enough to guarantee his victory.” The girls looked at each other unsure about what was happening.

  During all that, Stu managed to find the cabin he was looking for, the cats said he would find the god and the big titty girl here. He took a deep breath and started walking up to the cabin, “Probably going to blow up, there’s just no way I’ll reach the front door unscathed.” He found himself standing at the front door in no time with no issues. “Huh.. Okay then..” He reached up knocking on the door. There was no answer. He tried again, knocking louder this time. There was still no answer, trying the handle it opened. Shrugging he opened the door all the way, and he began yelling, “Candygram! Anyone home? I have a delivery for D.. D.. Err.. Big titty girl and God! Anyone at all?” Only the dark and silence responded.

  Walking inside and looking around he didn’t see anyone. Thinking for a moment, he had an idea. He went and found the bedroom, then looking around he found what he was looking for. It was the panty drawer.. He grabbed the whole drawer, running into the living room and shouting have your panties! I will do unspeakable things to them, so you better stop me!”

  The big titty girl stepped from the shadows shouting, “You’re a nasty pervert!”

  Stu looked at her with a big smile saying, “I figured that’d work. So, big titty girl, we meet again.. You look voluptuous as usual..”

  She screamed at the top of her lungs in rage with a guttural rage. Then, pointing at Stu, she yelled, “You are the biggest asshole I’ve met in this fucking tournament! I hate you; I hate you so fucking much!”

  Stu grinned, knowing he was getting to her and saying, “You look like the kind of person that would be down for a rage fuck. Interested? It’s really an amazing treat..”

  She rushed Stu, he dodged her, and again on the counterattack. He held up his hand signaling her to stop as he said, “Wait, I don’t fight girls, remember?” He side stepped her attack again before continuing, “No really, I’m a lover, not a fighter!”

  By this point the girl was short of breath asking, “Don’t you ever shut-up or take things seriously? Just di with some fucking pride!”

  Stu got super serious for a moment saying, “Yes, there is one thing I’m always serious about. In your honest opinion, do you think I’m autistic? That question is really bothering me..” She stared at him like he was a monster or something. He started getting defensive saying, “Seriously, I need an honest opinion on this. It’s killing me..”

  A voice spoke from behind him saying, “Steward, we seem to keep running into each other.”

  Without looking back Stu said, “Ah, red head, we meet again. You showed up just in time. The big titty girl and I were just discussing serious matters. Would you care to join us?”

  Deception spoke confidently, “Between me and her, we can wipe you from existence. Be careful about your next move. Why are you here Steward?”

  Stu sighed, “First off red, it’s Stu. Second off I’m here officially on behalf of the judges to administer the punishment for the breaking of rule 1. You are hereby ordered to..” He shivered thinking about it. “To have sex.. With me.. Uhg..” He looked sickly pale.

  Big titty girl yelled, “What? That can’t be right! Plus, why do you look like you’re the one being punished? That should be a gift for you!”

  Stu pointed at the big titty girl saying, “That, that right there! That’s why! Ugly on the inside, pretty on the outside, and too dumb to understand why she’s unattractive.. What a shame..” He gave her the shame-on-you gesture, like she was a small child.

  The big titty girl yelled at Deception, “Let me kill him, please! It would be deserved!”

  Stu sighed again, “I don’t fight girls. I’m sorry, if you want though, I may consider a wrestling match.. just saying..”

  Deception interrupted him yelling, “Shut up already! Why shouldn’t I just kill you and be done with it?”

  Stu turned facing her finally, he grinned. “If you could kill me, I think you would have already. You are worried that you might miss, and if you do.. You’re scared I might not..”

  Deception stood there gritting her teeth, and a light sweat was building on her face. Stu stared her down confidently as she debated her choices. After a minute of this, she asked, “What do you want?”

  Stu was surprised asking, “Really? I never thought we’d get this far honestly.. I have to say you called my bluff; I have nothing.. Um, let me think about it for a second.. uh, um.. I, uh, oh, I know! Who ordered the hit?”

  Deception shook her head saying, “Not going to say..” She didn’t move or say anything else.

  Stu said, “Really? Why won’t you just tell me…” He drifted off, his focus shifting as he watched Evil Chaos step from behind Deception. He stared like he was watching a ghost. Evil Chaos Smiled at him like she knew a secret and pointed at him like an omen. He was in shock, as no one else seemed to see here standing there. Stu blew up, then he blew up again, and again. If there was more he couldn’t tell after the first three. The cabin they were in all at once ceased to exist. All Stu knew was that his eardrums ruptured and his body was numb.

  The explosion was visible over a mile away as a fsh of light interrupted the predawn hours. The only thing that Stu was aware of in this moment was Evil Chaos as she whispered into his ear. The voice echoing in his mind as she said, “You can use the power, if you want.”

  Stu looked up from the crater, it was still smoking and his vision was blurry. He saw the two girls standing on the rim of the crater. Deception stood there saying, “Hmm.. The fact you survived that is impressive, but you will still die here.” She snapped her fingers and Stu exploded again, his gsses sent shrapnel tearing through his skull.

  She snapped her fingers again and the explosion tore through him; he screamed in pain. Frustrated, Deception yelled, “Why won’t you die?!?” she snapped both hands, he exploded in fire and smoke.

  The voice of Evil Chaos echoed in his ears, “You must save yourself! Damn you! Do it or I will! You need to trust me!”

  He looked up at the voice, but it appeared he was yelling at Deception as he said, “I don’t care! I’ll do this my way or die trying!”

  Deception said, “Jasmin, I order you to help me destroy this blue blood!”

  The big titty girl ran to her side and they snapped their fingers. The explosions filled the crater with hellfire, and the roar seemed to st for minutes. The smoke began to clear as the two girls waited, the first thing they noticed was the glow. The next thing they saw made them both hesitate. Stu was standing in the crater, the green psma flowed from his wounds, his eyes, and it dribbled from his mouth. Now Stu resembled a beast of ancient mythology more than himself. His darkened skin, green fangs, the green psma pouring all over his body. Suddenly, he looked at the two girls like a lion waiting for its meal, he no longer wore any noticeable emotions, only primal hunger. Jasmin had no emotion in her voice as she said, “Deception, run..”

  Stu unched from the bottom of the crater, pushing off so hard rubble and green psma trailed him to the top of the rim. Deception turned to run, Stu gave chase, running on all fours as he did, He no longer resembled a human, he now moved and acted completely animalistic, and his eyes were voids to nowhere, yet still focused only on the god. As he gained on Deception an explosion hit him in the face, he powered through it. Another hit him in the face, followed by three more smaller rapid bsts at the same point. His nose tore off, his ears splintered, and yet he pushed through it. His skin peeling from his skull as he reached his fming paw for the God a huge fireball erupted from under him sending him careening through the air.

  He tumbled to a stop immediately getting back to his four-legged stance. Stu growled and snarled at Jasmin; she stood ready. He unched himself towards her and she snapped both hands; there was a fsh of fire. Jasmin fell to her knees screaming in agony. She closed her eyes trying to deal with the pain, her left arm was ten feet away in Stu’s mouth as he gnawed on it snaping it in two. She opened her eyes and Stu was already in front of her eye to eye. She tried to fight the tears, but at this moment her life fshed in front of her eyes, her emotions got the better of her as she broke down in front of death.

  Stu still more beast than human, and in a deep raspy voice asked, “Are you terrified?”

  Jasmin crying and holding the st of her blood back said, “No..” She held up her good hand and tried to snap her fingers, but the blood was too slick and as hard as she tried she couldn’t get it to work. She panicked breaking down and began sobbing.

  Stu as a beast said, “This, this right here. This is why I don’t fight girls. Ugly on the inside, pretty on the outside, and too dumb to understand why she’s unattractive.. What a shame..”

  She looked up at him confused. She weakly asked, “Why don’t you kill me already? Just do it!”

  Stu stood up from his four-legged stance, now resembling a human once more. He asked, “Why? It’s clear I already won.. I don’t need to kill you. Plus, my orders were to teach Deception a lesson. She ran away like two minutes ago; there’s no need to continue this if you’re done.” He was back to his old self except for a noticeable ck of clothing and a few missing appendages.

  Jasmin stared at him as she passed out, falling onto the ground only saying, “Autistic…”

  She impacted the ground hard enough to make him wince. He looked around and saw nothing but destruction, “Well, shit.. I guess, oops?” He looked around realizing he was completely alone. “Hmmm.. Maybe oops wasn’t the right way to describe this.. I know.. Well, no. Just oops…” He sighed looking at the unconscious big titty girl, he would have to figure out something to do with her. “Damn it…” He sighed, then spit blood on the ground and looked at the forest that was burning in the distance. “Yeah, oops..”

  The Unsanctioned battle of Deception has come to an end. Final report - Death toll: 0 - Gods involved: Chaos vs Deception – Technical Victor: Chaos – Projected winner under normal conditions: Deception - Report filed in: GOSFD/GSD Sector#885 - Battlefield notes: Actual God Power Registered, Steward Power Registered, Immediate Assessment Required, Immediate Action to Redistribute Resources Requested, Caution Request Initiated, Property damage in excess of 7.1 million USD, Special Note’s; Crater in 2nd battle was measured in the 10-100 kiloton range, Explosion was seen up to 7,800 ft away, Fsh was seen up to 17,000ft away, Event registered as a 4.7 on the Richter scale, Final explosion left distinct pattern in the forest, Crater measurement 120’Wx20’D, cleanup and recovery; Recommendations passed on to GOSFD Rep. Marrow and GSD Rep. Tom; Immediate Response Required - Enforcers dispatched: Code: Hydra – Situation Contained: Due to remoteness of area – End Report.