My legs move across the keyboard laboriously.

  It's way harder than I thought it would be.

  I don't care. I'm an inspired writer and I can...

  I can...

  Someone left a comment.

  "Wow. This novl sux. Get a jb, nrd."

  Ouch.

  This guy's grammar is terrible.

  If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

  Regardless, I type a reply.

  "Thank you for providing feedback! I'll be sure to keep that in mind."

  Wonder if that will make him happier.

  Anyway, back to my novel.

  I finish the chapter and click 'Publish'.

  As I wait to see the chapter show up, I see the bell in the top corner light up. Naturally, I click it.

  'You have leveled up!'

  Cool.

  Eh - what's this?

  A board appeared in front of me with some words and numbers on it.

  'Speed', 'Quality', and 'Sleep Deprivation'.

  I feel like one of those is bad.

  Anyway, I got a point for leveling up, so I might as well pump it into Speed.

  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

  I kind of figured it wouldn't be a huge difference, but wow.

  My legs are moving fast.

  I could probably get a few more chapters in before I go to bed.

  Ohhhh, that's what Sleep Deprivation is for!

  I might need a few points on that soon.