*Getting up from the Golden Flowers we limp to the water that surrounds us. It does not smell good.
Frisk: 'Eh, I've been in worst. O-oh, look!'
*You point to a pile of garbage.
Frisk: 'Garbage? You mean valuable resources!'
*Serio-
*Yes, of course. You are serious about putting our hands in literal garbage to find anything of note.
Frisk: 'Pff, you sound like one of those rich snobs. Well, wake up call Chara, some of us got by going to lovely places like this...I-I'm remembering it. We called them...trash lands! Lands of infinite plastic cups and half-eaten donuts!
*...
Frisk: 'Speaking of which, this milkshake still has some left!'
*N-no, you can't be-
*Ugh...I feel sick.
Frisk: 'I feel great!'
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Frisk: 'See!'
*...Your love of the disgusting leftovers has somehow healed us to full health.
Frisk: 'Hmm, because one man's trash is another one's Sunday meal!'
*...At least the water is cleaning some of our greases off.
*You move onward.
*A star shines near a pile of trash.
Frisk Lv 9 ?:??
*Save <
*Return
*You move onward.
*You move upward!
Frisk: 'Ah sick, a bike!'
*Don't you dare.
Frisk: 'Come on, it doesn't even look that bad.'
*Don't.
Frisk: 'What's the big deal? Are you telling me you don't know how to ride a bike?'
*...
Frisk: 'Wait whhaatt?! No way! Everyone learns how to ride a bike, it's childhood 101. Did your pops not-'
*Yes, and I lost out on a lot more things. Now move on before I make you.
Frisk: 'Pff, whatever.'
*You move onward.
*A dummy is up ahead.
Frisk: 'Been a while since I got to hit something!'
*You pierce into the Dummy with the sharp point of your shoe.
*It feels good.
Frisk: 'Sure does.'
*You move onwa-
Mad Dummy: "FOOL! I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY! I can not be slain! And YOU are the one my cousin... wait, actually I don't think my cousin ever mentioned a kid with a deformed leg."
*You scratch the back of your head. Very anime.
Frisk: "Yeah Uhm, is your cousin a dummy?"
Confused Dummy: "Yes, they are a Ruins Dummy."
Frisk: 'Is there a ruins dummy?'
*No? Unless we...skipped over it?
Frisk: 'Yeah, never met them."
??? Dummy: "Ah well I guess I'll just let you go then."
Frisk: "Okay, cool."
*The Dummy gets out of your way.
*You move onw-
Mad Dummy: "SIKE!"
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*Mad Dummy's knife glistens with your cheek's blood.
Mad Dummy: "LIKE I'D EVER LET YOU GO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BUT YOU DID SOMETHING! I CAN FEEL IT IN MY STUFFING!"
Frisk: "Please?"
??? Dummy: "Oh, well since you asked nicely."
*...Dummy gets out of your way...again.
*You move onwa-
Mad Dummy: "Sike-"
Frisk: "Uno reverse card!"
Mad Dummy: "BAH! My knife!"
*Mad Dummy's knife plops into the water.
Mad Dummy: "Ghh! You've done it now! I'm...I'm...REALLY MAD!"
*Mad Dummy blocks the way!
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check (Are we ever going to use this?)
*Talk <
Frisk: "Come on, I haven't done anything! Just let me g-"
Mad Dummy: "FOOL! Everyone has done SOMETHING! And I can tell that you've done MANY MANY MANY BAD THINGS!"
*...They are spitting, you have-
Frisk: 'Do you want me to jump inside a trash can Chara?'
*...I'll shut up.
Mad Dummy: "GO MY DUMMIES!"
*Mad Dummy's army of minions shoot...I wanna say crushed paper?
*You deflect each one back at Mad Dummy.
Mad Dummy: "OWWWW, you dummies! Hit THEM, not ME!"
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Talk <
Frisk: "What do you even gain by fighting me?"
Mad Dummy: "Well umh..."
Minion Dummy: "Boss isn't that a human?"
Mad Dummy: "Ah right! I'll get your soul! With it, I can cross the barrier!"
*More paper is deflected back to Mad Dummy.
Mad Dummy: "I'll go to a factory and...EVERYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE!"
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Talk <
Frisk: "Why do you need everything?"
Mad Dummy: "Well...I-i do! It'll avenge my cousin! Now Die!"
*Dummies fly towards you like missiles, you kick them back like soccer balls! And...you score?
Minion Dummies: "Great job!"
Mad Dummy: "STOP COMPLIMENTING THE ENEMY!"
Mad Dummy: "Ugh, you know what? Dummies!"
Minion Dummies: "?"
Mad Dummy: "Y'know that whole thing about hitting the human? And not me?"
*The dummies shake their heads.
Mad Dummy: "Well you failed! You're all fired. FIRED!"
Minion Dummy 1: "Ah damn it! How am I going to find new employment in this economy?"
Minion Dummy 2: "I'm gonna need to go back to being one of those dogs' chew toys!"
Minion Dummy 3: "H-hey guys! No need for doom and gloom. I heard Mettaton is still hiring for-"
Mad Dummy: "LEAVE!"
*Minion Dummies scurry away.
Mad Dummy: "Hahaha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now it's just me and you human..."
*Dummy Bots pop their heads out of the water.
Mad Dummy: "Aaand the Dummy Bots I got from Monsterzon."
*Fight
*Act <
*Item
*Mercy
*Check
*Talk <
Frisk: "Umh...uh..."
*It doesn't seem like Mad Dummy is open to talking things out...
Frisk: 'S-seriously? We can pass Undyne without brawling but a fudging Dummy is going to force my hand?'
*Actual missiles shoot at you...you sidestep them. After a long turn around they come back at you...you sidestep them again. They hit Mad Dummy
Mad Dummy: "G-Gah! R-REALLY? (T-these guys are even worse than the other guys!)"
Mad Dummy: "W-well...Who cares. WHO CARES! WHO CARES!!! I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!! I GOT KNIV-Oh...right. I'm out of knives."
Mad Dummy: "But it doesn't matter! You can't hurt me and I can't hurt you! You'll be stuck fighting me..."
Mad Dummy: "Forever. Forever. FOREVEEERRRRRR-"
Frisk: "For fudge's sake SHUT UP!"
*Mad Dummy pauses, awed that someone could get just as pissed off as them.
Frisk: "You...you are such a pain in the ass! I've done NOTHING to you! And you just...attack me! For a reason that makes NO sense! It's like you enjoy it! Enjoy getting in people's way and making their days worse. You...Oh no...-"
*You facepalm.
Frisk: "I'm...this is me...isn't it? Ugh...is this how everyone else felt when dealing with me? This...this sucks! You suck! Ah no that means I suck! You've made me feel like I suck!"
Upset Dummy: "H-hey! I'm not responsible for how you feel! I'm just...doing MY THING. And you-"
Frisk: "Then leave! I don't care what you do to have fun! Just don't make it MY problem!"
Mad Dummy: "W-well! WELL! WELL-"
Defeated Dummy: "O-okay."
*Mad Dummy floats away.
*You...Won?
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