Title: I Spilled My Apple Juice on an Elder God and Now I’m In Another World

  So, uhh… That Happened. It turns out that Xouirhesw, Elder Goddess of Honey Badgers and Croutons, does not, in fact, like their warlocks substituting virgin sacrifices with apple juice. Oops. At least this new world I'm in looks nice. I can see some farmers with pitchforks coming to help me!

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