Chapter 78: Shoot Your Ass

  Lin Dong finished speaking that sentence of complete nonsense and severely despised himself in his heart. What kind of bird talk is this?

  This remark caused Xiao Wei Da Yao Jing some displeasure, staring at Lin Dong and saying: "My bar has always been crowded with people."

  Han Yudie fell into the well and hit the stone, as long as she saw Lin Dong eating thin porridge, she felt more excited than winning the lottery. At this moment, Xiao Wei stood on the same big boat with a strange expression and said: "I suspect that this guy wants to close the bar."

  Lin Dong almost jumped up and pressed Han Yudie down fiercely, then he said with a bitter smile: "Boss, I don't have that kind of mind. I'm going to the bathroom."

  Lin Dong felt it was a troublesome thing to stay between two demons, so he immediately urinated and left.

  Xiao Wei couldn't stop Lin Dong's urine escape, and Lin Dong didn't give him the chance. He said it and did it, even nine-headed cows couldn't hold him back. It can be imagined that Lin Gong had a strong inner heart to support himself.

  Han Yudie's eyes rolled, and after drinking the red wine in one gulp, she also said to Xiao Wei: "I'm going to the restroom too." Different paths don't converge, she and Xiao Wei were people from two different worlds, being together could only lead to secret struggles, it was better to leave early. Besides, this was Xiao Wei's territory.

  Han Yudie rushed into the restroom, and normally girls would go to the girls' restroom. But Han Yudie directly rushed into the boys' restroom.

  Lin Dong was just about to unzip and take out the black gun to relax when Han Yudie suddenly burst in.

  "You... what are you going to do?" Lin Dong hastily zipped it back up with a zip.

  "Urinate, urinate." Han Yudie looked at Lin Dong with a silly gaze and said, "Are you allowing yourself to urinate but not me?"

  "No, I didn't mean that, I'm not being overbearing." Lin Dong explained, "This is the men's restroom. Yudie sister, you've taken a wrong turn."

  "What men's restroom? It's obviously the women's restroom." Han Yudie said with a straight face, staring at Lin Dong, "You little brat, have you been waiting in ambush here to create a thrilling scene of toilet romance with me?"

  Lin Dong said honestly that he didn't mean it, isn't drinking a cup of red wine just like not getting drunk? But looking at the appearance doesn't seem to be either, could it be that he is allergic to alcohol and can't drink?

  Lin Dong was so suspicious that he could only explain why Han Yudie walked into the men's restroom. He seriously scanned the area and indeed it was a men's restroom.

  "Jade Butterfly Sister, it's really the men's restroom, you've gone to the wrong place." Lin Da Guan Ren said with a smile, "If you go out and turn right, it's the women's restroom."

  "Nonsense, of course I knew it was the men's restroom. I came in on purpose, what's wrong with that?" Han Yudie said, "My eyes aren't blind."

  Lin Dong, the clever official, remained silent. It seems that reasoning with women is often like playing a lute to a cow, especially when it comes to the returned overseas Chinese, the fierce and proud Miss Han Yudie.

  "Jade Butterfly, honest people don't speak in riddles, honest people don't do things in secret, what are you thinking?" Lin Dong stood upright and resolute, firmly protecting himself from being taken advantage of by Han Yubutterfly.

  "What can I do?" Han Yuxiang burst into a loud and heroic laughter, "I'll do whatever I want to do."

  Lin Dong was a pity that he didn't have the amazing skills of Linghu Chong or Ren Woxing, so he could only retreat and say: "Yudie sister, I'm sure you're drunk."

  "I don't, I've always been inferior to him." Han Yudie's eyes gazed vaguely at Lin Dong's face, which now looked deeply profound and melancholic, with a special flavor in her heart.

  Lin Dong saw that she was really drunk just by looking at her eyes, and unexpectedly couldn't even handle red wine and got drunk. He felt a little pleased, but after all, Da Guan Ren is still Da Guan Ren, can't take advantage of the situation to touch her inappropriately.

  "Jade Butterfly sister, I'll send you home first." The official wanted to relieve his own urine before sending Han Yuxiang home. But Han Yuxiang stared at her own lower body, which made the official somewhat unable to let go of his hands and feet.

  "Jade Butterfly Sister, can you turn around?"

  "Turn around and do what?" He let out a belch, "If you want to fart, then fart away, I'll also fart, everyone come together and fart, see who can fart the farthest. When we were young, we always liked playing this game, hehe."

  Han Yudie said that she would take off her pants and play a game of "urine hiss" with Lin Dong.

  Lin Dong's hair stood on end, and he said, "Let's leave, although I really want to compete with Jade Butterfly Sister, but this place is not convenient."

  The official arrived in front of Han Yudie in three steps, firmly pressed down her hand that was about to pull down his pants and said: "Don't pee, let's go home and pee."

  Han Yudie: "I want to pee, pee."

  "Shut up!" The official was getting angry. Can't even drink a little wine without making a scene, isn't this just asking for trouble?

  A man walked in and saw the big officer and a seductive woman seemingly having sex in the toilet, he gave a thumbs up and said: "Brother, you're awesome."

  The official has a hard time speaking, wants to play mahjong, but Yudie is drunk and can't play mahjong.

  Han Yudie's octopus hung on Lin Dong's body and said with a smile: "Lin Dong, you are a birdman."

  "Yes, yes, I am a birdman."

  The official supported Han Yudie as she walked out of the bathroom.

  "I want to fart, why won't you let me fart."

  Lin Dong forcibly held down her hands, and couldn't help but want to spank her butt.

  "Shall we go home quietly?" Lin Da Guan Ren did not take advantage of the situation, and for once acted like a proper gentleman, just like Liu Xia Hui.

  "Boss's wife, I'll escort Yudie sister back home first and come over right away." Lin Dong said to Xiao Wei with a wave.

  Xiao Wei's eyes were clear and disbelieving, her face ambiguous: "You've spent all your energy on her body, do you still have the energy to sing?"

  Lin Dong said: "I work hard and sing loudly."

  Lin Da Guan Ren almost carried Han Yu Die out of the bar.

  "I don't want to go home, I want to see the night scene, the beautiful night scene." Han Yudie suddenly raised her hands to the sky, with a hippie-like expression.

  "All right, all right. Let's walk home." said the official.

  All the way, Han Yudie chattered on and on about her life studying in the US.

  "Forest moves."

  "What?" The official turned his head and asked.

  Birdman.

  "Yes, I am Birdman." Lin Dong said with a dark face.

  Han Yudie pinched the official's face fiercely: "Why didn't you take me flying?"

  Damn it, I'm furious! I'll make you fly right on the bed. The official was again evilly muttering to himself.

  Han Yudie's chest was pressed against the arm of the high-ranking official, and the high-ranking official couldn't help but feel evil.

  He can't help but be infatuated with the feeling of his chest being pressed and his arm being squeezed.

  "Give me a punch on that kid." A loud shout brought Lin Da Guan back from his evil daydream.